Grades:
Safe: easy to contain
Mert: Schrodinger’s cat
fild: hard to contain
klon: cannot be contained
yorf: used to contain others
neutralised: gone or solved
quaf: scenario or file from another universe
unknown: self-explanatory
Groups of interest threat levels:
Y - ally
c – gone/neutralised
f – not a threat
o – barely a threat
k – decently a threat
x – a big threat
dx – eliminate asap.
COLLECTIVE STRIKE FORCES:
STRIKE-FORCE 000 “the forgery spies”
A specialised task force, who each are specifically tasked with keeping tabs on every aspect of 000’s life. Any irregularities are swiftly reported to director one.
STRIKE-FORCE 001 “uninteresting”
The largest strike-force, mainly made up of regular unremarkable soldiers. Requirements are minimal to entering this strike-force although, at least 1 year of military service is preferred.
STRIKE-FORCE 009 “angels of fire”
This strike-force is trained to deal with religious dangers, demonic hauntings and other adjacent events.
STRIKE-FORCE 012 “icebreakers”
Currently defunct but previously, The second largest group made up of criminal ex-military soldiers who were extremely loyal to the collective, scoring an 86 or higher on the “Mariana loyalty exam”.
STRIKE-FORCE 037 “living security”
A taskforce who works on cases of surveillance and information gathering. Each member has a photographic memory and an IQ of at least 120.
STRIKE-FORCE 072 “cleanup crew”
A group specialised in demolition. Mainly sent in after operations to make sure nothing remains that can be tracked back to the collective.
STRIKE-FORCE 100 “Blinded by the mind”
A task force of soldiers who have undergone a surgery called “the puppeteer’s lobotomy”.
STRIKE-FORCE 137 “tower gargoyles”
A task force whose sole purpose is to protect London from the anomalous. Members of this task force are trained to memorise the layout of London and scored a 75 or higher on the “Mariana loyalty exam”.
STRIKE-FORCE 226 “fowl rose”
A task force of loyal death row inmates who will do anything that the collective commands. Each member scored a 92 or higher on the “Mariana loyalty exam” and signed an agreement that would give them freedom in exchange for a decade of collective service.
STRIKE-FORCE 300 “the propagandists”
A ragtag group of wacky personalities who are specialised in psychological warfare.
STRIKE-FORCE 400 “killers of immersion”
A task force specialised in the containment and/or removal of magical properties.
STRIKE-FORCE 555 “silence”
The strike-force that is sent out to end any situation fast, without drawing attention from the public and also cleaning up the aftermath, leaving no evidence behind.
STRIKE-FORCE 561 “by royal decree”
A taskforce originally created by the king of England, their full purpose is only known to the Board Of Directors. Members of this group scored a perfect 100 on both the “Mariana loyalty exam” and the “Separation of church and state development proposition”
STRIKE-FORCE 684 “the minister’s link”
A group of disguised government agents, who push collective power by manipulating the prime minister into unknowingly helping the collective. Members of this group scored a perfect 100 on the “Mariana loyalty exam”. They surprisingly report to Director Vegas and are most often led by Director Ezekiel.
STRIKE-FORCE 709 “greener thumbs”
The strike-force specialised in botany based anomalies.
STRIKE-FORCE 999 “broadcasters”
A group specialised in manipulating the entire internet to hide anomalous activity.
#000 the perfect forgery
Grade: Klon
Containment protocol: Nothing in the bounds of our reality has ever worked in the efforts of containment, but a watch party, STRIKE-FORCE 000 “the forgery spies”, is to constantly be in her area as surveillance.
Description: Created by the poison forgers this woman has been empowered with an uncountable list of abilities (frequently using regeneration, super speed, and teleportation). Many attempts to capture her have been made but we have never been able to contain her for more than an hour. About 16 years ago she was spotted having two twin daughters (since she has never been spotted with a significant other Frenar toyas has assumed that she can reproduce asexually). She also seems to not age. We keep near constant surveillance on her as to not let her powers or the abilities of her children go out of control.
Footnote: the poison forgers have stated that someday 000 and her family will create the doom of the collective. They have also refused to tell us the methods they used to create her.
#001 the crammed nothing.
Grade: Mert
Description: 001 is a space in south Africa where seemingly nothing exists. 001 is space in Africa where, after a bit of testing, it seems nothing can enter, but alien-like birds have been sighted exiting the space.
Containment protocols: since the area is a perfect square each side is to be defended by a trained team who must eliminate any lifeform that exits 001.
#001-incident_report-1/4/2021-codename: Enter and falter
To archiving committee
At 0700 hours, The squad that was supposed to survey the west side of 001 was attacked by one of the alien birds but once they had killed it there was an archway made of innate marble indented into 001. This archway seemed to give of high levels of non-lethal radiation. The archway’s appearance was followed by the mysterious disappearances of the bird’s corpse along with every single squad member.
The squad on the north side quickly called in a temp squad to guard the archway. After approximately 7 hours, one man from the west squad walked out from under the archway, general jinsaft (leader of STRIKE-FORCE 012 “icebreakers”), the temp squad quickly sedated him and he was sent back to site-2’s medical bay. No other member of west squad returned.
At 1500 hours, general jinsaft woke up and immediately strangled all the doctors who had just operated on him to death. Seemingly in perfect, he got out of the hospital bed and started running down the site hallways making it to the containment of 013 and taking it. After 2 hours most of the site’s medical staff and patients were dead. All soldiers sent to kill him were brutally skinned alive.
At 2000 hours, jinsaft had killed almost all the staff at site-2 (100,000), lucky for us no dangerous entities were contained there at the time. It was then that 013 transformed into a woman of seemingly German descent. Exactly 27 seconds after this happened the camera feed cuts out.
At 2100 hours, a trained task force was sent into site-2. They found general jinsaft’s body nailed to the ceiling as well as 013 back in its rightful place. Everything seemed to be over until the team found a young child no older 6 sleeping in the cafeteria. After a DNA test the kid was apparently the child of general jinsaft and a German woman.
The existence of the child alarmed the team as it was common knowledge that general jinsaft never had children, and in fact gave no opposition to killing children while on the job (sometimes against orders, sadly). The child was immediately taken out of the site and when they awoke, the child starting reciting long bible verses in Russian. The child has since been placed into containment as #033.
The next day, General jinsaft’s body was examined by trained doctors who declared his death to be by 100,000 stabbings all over his body. 75% of which were in the chest area. The wounds couldn’t have been caused by a blade any bigger than a pocketknife. The wounds were most likely caused 013.
Due to this event, I suggest that 001’s security should be heightened, from now-on all personnel sent to the site of 001 should have to undergo intense psychological testing.
From Frenar Gaia.
#001-F the ink clot
Grade: Neutralised
Description: 001-f was The first bird to have flown out of 001 and was taken in and melted into a sword (see file #028) by the lock eye and key foundation. It was predominantly a clockwork machine powered by roughly three gallons of ink.
#002 there are layers
Grade: Mert
Description: 002 is a large pit (20 metres wide) located in a Scottish burial ground. The depth of the pit is unknown. A few civilians found 002 while most of the collective was focused on the enigmision. These civilians’’ bones were later found 3500 miles west of 002. The testing record of 002 is as follows:
Test 1:
A death row inmate was forced to climb down into the pit using a heavy-duty rope. Once at 7 metres deep, the rope snapped and the inmate fell to his presumable death.
Test 2:
A collective operative volunteered to go down into the pit. He had 7 heavy duty ropes strapped to him, that he used to slowly climb down into 002. After 2 hours his voice was heard over the walkie talkie, describing a medieval city. His voice was distorted and anytime he mentioned a colour, it was seemingly replaced with pink. The walkie talkie cut out after 5 minutes. An hour later the walkie talkie spat out the following morse code “.--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / -- .” before short circuiting. The end of ropes still on the surface were then dragged into the pit
Test 3:
A night vision camera was lowered into 002. Nothing showed up until the camera was 700 feet deep. The area appeared to be an early 2000s school hallway. The camera seemingly clipped through the floor and kept going deeper. It was just more darkness until the camera was roughly 1000 feet deep. The area was seemingly a ritualistic altar, but the camera was suddenly pulled up at and spat back out of 002.
Test 4:
A torch was tossed into the pit in an attempt to judge its depth. After 3 minutes a black smoke started being emitted from the pit. 7 minutes after that, the smoke dissipated and a note flew out of 002. The note read “we’re coming, it’s inevitable.”
Director jacks has currently halted all testing on 002.
Containment protocol: the burial ground of 002 is to be constantly blocked off for “renovations”
#003 them
Grade: klon
Description: 003 is a group of 5 women (calling themselves the doomsday guild) who are completely immortal, completely invisible, and can seemingly warp reality. Due to these facts, they cannot be contained. The group has caused many a problem in the containment of other anomalies. Especially 005, 022 and 025. Their whereabouts are unknown.
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ORIGINAL CLASSFICATION: 003
ORIGINAL CODENAME: THE LONG TRAIL OF DIRECTOR ONE
ORIGINAL GRADE: FILD
ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION: 003 is a large rattlesnake that can seemingly extend it’s already long body at will, 300 kilometres in full extended length (normally 32 metres), it’s scales form an alternating red and white pattern. 003 has an anomalous ability to make anyone it bites become almost exact clones of director one. (The director one clones seem to be part of a hivemind, connecting back to director one Himself. These clones don’t gain the powers of director one, luckily.) Director one hasn’t ever commented on his relation, if any, to 003.
The snake was originally found in the new York city sewer system, it took roughly 3 weeks to drag it out without alerting the public.
The zevobax monks, exodus cultists and poison forgers have all tried to steal 003, all of their attempts have been suppressed. Their intentions with 003 are unknown.
003 has never shown unusual behaviour for a snake of its species but when it is put into an environment with a temperature of -5 degrees Celsius or lower, 003 seemingly turns into a stone statue (the lower the temperature gets the longer 003 remains a statue after being removed from the cold environment and the stone making it up gets stronger).
ORIGINAL CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL: 003 is to be kept inside a metallic cage at site-4. The cage is to be kept a constant, regulated -10 degrees Celsius.
REASON FOR FILE WIPE: The doomsday guild (the new 003) destroyed many entities, in one fell swoop including this one.
#004 grave consequence
Grade: Mert
Description: 004 is a man of Norwegian descent who has the ability manipulate blood, but he greatly increases his lifespan with each use of his power (roughly adding 500 years with each use), also anyone who touches him is immediately dragged into the ground as a grave spawns from thin air at the position they were standing. These graves are immoveable and indestructible. The man was first sighted near an Arizona state graveyard, holding a shovel and wearing a blood-stained suit.
Containment protocols: 004 is to be kept in a cell with the façade of a morgue (his favourite kind of place, ironically). He is not to be disturbed. If disturbed, let’s just say we pray to the gods for your survival.
#005 tomfoolery: a thief’s catalogue volumes 1-20
Grade: Mert
Description: 005 is a box set of 20, 600-page long catalogues which contain everything about thievery. Highly sought after by 003 for obvious reasons. Reading these catalogues instantly sinks all the knowledge into the reader’s brain.
Containment protocol: 005 is to be kept in a safe made of pure titanium and only accessed through 30 steel reinforced metal doors.
#006
This file was discovered just outside the lift to site-3’s 5th floor.
#006 vendetta vladen vixen
Grade: quaf
That day
The end of hope
The end of despair
It was you
You know it
You can’t deny it.
Frenar Felon
When this small file was shown to the aforementioned Frenar, he was later found dead by suicide.
#007 the origami fissure
Grade: fild
Description: The origami fissure is a rock formation, found in eastern Scotland. The formation is surrounded by a ring of small pillars, similar in design to Greek temples. 007 sustains a constant electrical field, strong enough to make anyone in a 3 metre radius instantly ignite.
By order of Director [DATA EXPUNGED], Frenar Kope was given full permission to experiment with 007, in any way she wished. The experiment logs have been copied below
Experiment log 1:
We sent 2 drones into the vicinity of 007, they immediately exploded upon entering the electrical field.
Experiment log 2:
We sent a dog into the vicinity of 007, upon entry of the electrical field it burnt to ash.
Experiment log 3:
We were going to throw a library’s worth of books into 007’s electrical field but then a message blared into our groups minds, like a telepathic message. It said “Frenar Kope, come in.”
Experiment log 4:
I obeyed the message and walked into the electrical vicinity of 007. I was fine.
Experiment log 5:
After a week of indecisiveness, we decided on a plan. I went into the electrical field, I was fine. I touched the formation, I was fine. I touched the pillars, I was fine. I left the field, I was fine.
Experiment log 6:
Another message came into our minds. It said, “come closer”. After an hour of deciding, I followed the order. I walked into the electrical field, I was fine. I moved closer to the formation and I had the sudden urge to climb up to the top. After hesitating for a few minutes I climbed up to the top of 007. And I felt it, the energy flowed through me, I felt everything and saw everything. My body changed and I ascended. I flew high into the air, getting higher and higher by the second. Once I had left the earth’s atmosphere I looked back at my old homes beauty.
Experiment log 7:
I’m ready to leave this solar system, I’ll miss this place. I’m going to leave these logs behind. Don’t forget me.
Signed ~~Puldunan~~
Containment protocol: 007 is to be kept under constant surveillance. Due it being deep in the mountains, any non-authorised personnel or civilians are to be treated with the Everest procedure.
#The Everest procedure
Permissions required: 2 frenars’ approval
The Everest procedure entails the murder of un-authorised personnel or civilians and the subsequent coverup of their death. This coverup is most often “gas leaks” or “car accident”.
#008 the gamma proposal
Grade: yorf
Description: 008 is a sheet of paper that when read out completely knocks out any living anomaly. Although the reader’s heart stops immediately after finishing the chant.
The sheet reads:
Let all thy chant.
Whom born in darkness,
Whom bathed in light,
Whom rapped in flames,
Whom burnt in water,
Day of Nostradamus,
Reborn as all of us,
Frenar agreddon!
#009 the static watcher
Grade: fild
Description: The static watcher is an orb covered in tv static. When any human comes into contact with the orb they are subsequently covered in a static like effect and try to infect others. These people are labelled as 009 instances.
Containment protocol: 009 is to be kept in a fifty feet deep hole in site [DATA EXPUNGED], all instances are to be shot on sight. Research has been halted indefinitely.
#010 destination end
Grade: quaf
This file was found outside of the lift to site -3’s 5th floor alongside 006 and 039. This is the worst-case scenario for any universe.
Writing this file in hurry don’t let [DATA EXPUNGED] read it.
The world is ending so I’ll send this through the last remaining dimension gate.
The day was like any other in the collective site 77, until 025 breached containment after being convinced by 003. It rampaged through the facility, destroying everything. It made many other anomalies breach containment as well.
The entire site fell. And then the next and the next. Soon enough almost every site fell. The group we once called 003 had obtained overwhelming power by combining with 025, 022, 009, 018 and each other to become a transcendent being.
They have the appearance of a middle-aged American woman with white skin and clothes made a fire. Their hair is a static like texture and they tower over any other anomaly left at 100 feet.
I am the last human alive.
Ill package this with 2 two other files
Whoever is reading this, I hope your world doesn’t go down the same path as mine.
Good luck
From Frenar Jackal
#011 the loch ness man
Grade: neutralised
Description: 011 was first spotted as the infamous loch ness monster photo. The man had to power to turn into a lizard like sea creature.
After 7 attempts to contain it, a last attempt was made. Sadly, it would end in failure as the lock and key foundation shot it down before we could stop them. The loch ness man luckily had somehow mated and laid eggs. But tragically we’ll never know to full extent of his capabilities.
GROUP OF INTEREST 01: LOCK AND KEY FOUNDATION
THREAT LEVEL: DX
This group of fanatical idiots has the goal to “eliminate” all anomalies, with the only exceptions being anomalous weapons. The foundation is currently being run by a former director of the collective called Karl Kalus. They have been a thorn in our side for almost as long as we’ve existed.
Their methods are barbaric and foolish.
They have only succeeded in “eliminating” the following anomalies.
#011
#067
#001-F
#021
Any members of the group caught on any site are to be immediately eliminated.
#012 the grass pole
Grade: fild
Description: 012 is a brick structure resembling a totem pole covered in grass and moss. The structure was originally thought to just be an art project before a human skull was found 5 meters from the structure. After a DNA test, the skull was found to belong to someone called captain Jackal.
Three test were conducted.
Test 1: 3 personnel were sent towards 012. A swarm of mutated dragonflies ate them alive as soon as they entered a 2-meter radius of the structure.
Test 2: a dog was sent into the 2-meter vicinity of 012. Its back tore open and approximately 3000 mutated mosquitoes carrying malaria flew out before exploding into grass mid-air.
Test 3: a completely normal hard wood chair was thrown towards 012. Nothing happened.
Containment protocol: the street around 012 is to be barred off and disguised as an irradiated hazard zone.
#013 the blade that wept for a hummingbird.
Grade: Mert
Description: 013 takes the appearance of a pocketknife engraved with a small crest of a hummingbird, the crest changes appearance with each wielder. The blade’s origin can be tracked back to the poison forgers, probably being made on 12/03/1878. Sadly, the poison forgers have refused to talk about 013 even when threatened with death. The blade emits some sort of pheromones that make people feel drawn to pick it up. It is highly advised not to however, as anyone who picks it up is immediately drawn to murdering themselves or someone nearby. 013 has been sighted transforming into a humanoid woman of German descent, this has only happened twice, so how and why this happens is unknown. After it was originally forged, it was immediately picked up by a poison forge member who wiped out half the group’s members in less than an hour before the wielder was put down. The blade was subsequently thrown into the street. Years later 013 was then spotted in the middle of the second world war being wielded by a fanatical German. The wielder was shot down and the blade was collected by our armed forces. In all the blade amassed 3987 victims before being put in containment. Since then the blade has collected 175 new victims from many tests.
The blade has been tested to have a consciousness. Being able to speak through a walkie talkie. Being recorded saying stuff like the following “a hummingbird befalls the red ridden sky”, “days of pain all on a hummingbirds reign”, etc. everything the blade has said includes the mention of a hummingbird.
Containment protocol: 013 is to be put inside an airtight greenhouse like containment cell.
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ORIGINAL CLASSIFACTION: 013
ORIGINAL CODENAME: HEADLESS TWINS AND THE DIRECTOR
ORIGINAL GRADE: SAFE
ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION: 013-a, on the outside, is an old-fashioned prison located in the middle of a forest in the Russian mountains (Interestingly, 013-a has the sentence “director one, the man who started it all” written in big black paint on its doors). But on the inside 013-a has the appearance of a modern Russian hospital and is seemingly infinite in scale.
013-b1 is a 32-year-old headless man who wears absolutely nothing. He can still seemingly speak even without having a head. We currently have a small record of everything he’s said, it goes as follows:
Death is salvation, Killing me doesn’t solve anything, Truth is found in lies, Lies are dead, The collective was forged from sin, Sin is truth, Salvation from the keen, Broken formation of dread
Unfortunately 013-b1 has proven unresponsive to attempts at interviewing it.
013-b2 is 32-year-old headless woman who is, similar to 014-b1, wears absolutely nothing. 013-b2 and b1 are seemingly related but unlike her brother 013-b2 cannot speak.
Anyone who ends up entering 013-a, after approximately 5 minutes, is tracked down by 013-b1 and b2. If a person is touched by 013-b1’s left hand, they get teleported to 013-c. If a person is touched by 013-b2’s right hand, they get teleported to 013-d.
013-c is a large expanse of black void, with the occasional cathedral. The entire area is submerged by knee deep water. No-one has ever been seen to escape 013-c. All attempts to map out 013-c have proven fruitless, contact with the test subjects has been lost at a consistent 2 hours after entering 013-c.
013-d is an infinitely long pink school hallway. The doors, lockers, windows and vents are completely unopenable. people stuck inside the hallway are driven slowly insane, then they use whatever resources available to them to commit suicide. On the rare occasion, a person may actually become a 013-e Instance.
013-e instances all have distinctly superhuman abilities, the specific kind of abilities varies from instance to instance. After a person becomes an 013-e instance they get teleported to a random place on earth, their memories being altered in the teleportation process, where they then become a “superhero” trying to protect and save whoever they can. If there are any real 013-e instances they are all currently dead or missing.
When director one was asked about his involvement with 013 he said,
I had to decapitate my own children that day, I’d rather forget it.
ORIGINAL CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL: the perimeter around 013-a is to be constantly surveyed and no-one is allowed to enter 013-a.
REASON FOR FILE WIPE: The doomsday guild (the new 003) destroyed many entities, in one fell swoop including this one.
GROUP OF INTEREST 02: THE POISON FORGERS
THREAT LEVEL: O
The group is made up of blacksmiths who constantly make weapons. Half the time being anomalous. Their intentions are mostly harmless just wishing “to be the armourers for the next great hero” as they put it.
A few examples of their actions are.
#013
#The enigmision
#008 (supposedly reports vary)
#014
#000
Many of their items still have unknown anomalous properties.
#014 the rock of truth
Grade: Safe
Description: 014 is rock that when touched will make someone into their perfect dream version of themself. This process Is seemingly painless.
Containment protocol: a simple steel safe in site-2.
#015 the furnace god
Grade: Mert
Description: 015 is a machine resembling a furnace that mysteriously melts anything put inside into a material labelled 015-A
The furnace god is to be kept far away from any religious texts as it will enigmatically produce 015-A.
Containment protocol: 015 is to be held on floor 57-X of site-2
#016 a reason to keep moving.
Grade: safe
Description: 016 is a book which has the title “why we don’t wish death” engraved on the leather bound cover. It seems to have a weird motivational effect on whoever reads it. The books text also changes depending on the reader. 016’s origins are unknown.
Containment protocol: none are needed, the book is free for any staff to read.
#017 the breaking mangle
Grade: yorf
Description: The breaking mangle is a device that entraps a creature and constantly rotates sharp bladed cogs around then breaking any bones it touches. It is used to contain 018.
#018 the demon dancer
Grade: Mert
Description: 018 is a woman in her mid-thirties who has superhuman regeneration. Also, anytime she dances it attracts many a demon and otherworldly things to her location. She originally was just ordered not to dance but after #The enigmision she has been forced permanently into the breaking mangle.
Containment protocol: If she is to ever break out, guards are to shoot her repeated for 7 minutes straight, this has been proven to knock her out.
#019 the stilled
Grade: Unknown
Descriprion: 019 is a random painless phenomenon were a person body parts (most often the face) is violently twisted in horrific ways. Interestingly 019 isn’t actually fatal but it causes great difficulty in many affected people’s lives. The cause of 019 is unknown, though it has been attributed to demonic intervention in the past. A treatment for this phenomenon has proven impossible as even the healthiest of people have succumbed to 019. A weird detail is that 019 has been proven to have physical aspect to explain it simply. As recorded below.
019 experiment file 95-b
Today’s experiment was… concerning to say the least. We got someone about to undergo the 019 phenomenon and dumped 12, 1-gallon buckets of white paint onto them.
I thought this was a stupid idea at first until the paint revealed a giant chameleon esc creature that was wrapped around the subject, Roughly the size of an bicycle.
Once 019 had concluded the creature seemed to fly up and through the ceiling, covering the ceiling in wet paint. Sadly, we haven’t been able to properly replicate this experiment since, but we’ll keep trying.
Frenar toyas.
Containment protocol: this phenomenon is too abstract for us to contain it currently.
#020 the Zevobax cave deity
Grade: klon
Description: 020 is a statue that has the appearance of a Zevobax monk in his late 70s, that sits crossed legged. The statue’s hands seem to have fallen off decades ago. It has the anomalous effect of granting a person’s wishes if they read out verses from the Zevobax bible.
Subsequentially, it seems this statue was created by the Zevobax monks, and they are often seen worshipping it and speaking to it in their broken English. Due to nature of the monks, any efforts to contain this statue have been cancelled.
GROUP OF INTEREST 03: ZEVOBAX MONKS
THREAT LEVEL: X
The Zevobax monks are a group of religious monks who worship many of the creatures and statues we’ve contained or tried to contain. Such as:
#020
#015
#012
They are a difficulty to keep at bay because of their tendency to break the bounds of our reality. This power has been tracked back to their holy text, the Zevobax bibles.
An attempt was sent out to collect and burn their bibles. But this resulted in the events now labelled #The enigmision.
#The enigmision
This event is the darkest mission in the entirety of the collective’s history (a key contributor to our modern-day philosophy: let no knowledge go unquestioned because chances are sparce). The director who ordered the mission has since been sent to a more befitting establishment.
It started on the morning of Wednesday 18th [DATA EXPUNGED]. The director (who will go unnamed) called for a taskforce to be positioned at the location that was labelled 021. The location used to be a common meeting place for many of the collective’s enemies such as the poison forgers and Zevobax monks. But as of the time of the mission had seemingly been left unused for 7 years (this thought was the first flaw with the mission, this meant that a thorough investigation of the places activity was not delved into).
The plan was simple (too simple) they would go in, get to the centre, setup camp and wait. As soon as the rooms would shift, they’d get out. Use the camp as a message. A message that the building was to be part of the orepseon collective. (This plan was the second mistake; they hadn’t prepared in the case the building was guarded or trapped. It was all That director, a failure undeserving of the role.)
1AM Thursday 19th [DATA EXPUNGED]
Everything was ready. The soldiers were scattered around in the camp, preparing for the mission ahead. It should have been a moment of silence, but something quickly filled the air. The sound. A sound all too familiar to many of the soldiers. The sound of gunfire. Seven soldiers blocking off the street were gunned down. They had no time, the entire squad “had to run in on the spot” (a third mistake, they should’ve tried to survey the area and fight back). An analysis, after the fact, shows that the attackers were most likely roque lock and key foundation agents.
1:15 am Thursday 19th [DATA EXPUNGED]
Once the entire camp was dragged into the building. They shut and barricaded the doors. Everyone decided to split up and have one camera each to record what happens (Only one soldier out of the entire camp of fifty escaped. Also, every other squad’s cameras were never found, so we can presume they all died horribly).
9:32 am Thursday 19th [DATA EXPUNGED]
The feed picks up hours later (the camera seemingly positioned in the corner). All the other soldiers were dead, killed by poison forger death arrows. The soldier was surrounded by Zevobax monks all standing about 10 metres away from him. They were probably saying something but whatever either party said, their words are lost to time as the camera didn’t pick up any audio.
After about 4 minutes the floor vanished and camera feed cut out.
7:23 pm Thursday 19th [DATA EXPUNGED]
The soldier appeared in the middle of one of the site storage rooms in a comatose state (Hasn’t left it since). The camera was found in the cell of 018.
9:00 am Wednesday 20th [DATA EXPUNGED]
An attempt was made to recover the soldiers dead or alive. But (annoyingly) 021 vanished overnight. No trace was left, not even the bodies of the seven confirmed dead could be found. A funeral was going to be held but sadly the dead’s parents mysteriously vanished, most likely the work of the Zevobax monks.
#021 the enigma house
Grade: neutralised
Description: On the outside it had the appearance of a rusty old factory/warehouse but on the inside, it was an infinite labyrinth of pearly white halls and neon blue lights. Sadly, it vanished after #The enigmision.
#022 king Mellow Midas
Grade: fild
Description: 022 has the appearance of a golden skeleton wearing a purple robe and crown that’s nailed into its skull. It has to power to manipulate reality which, unregulated, it uses this power for its own goals of the earth’s destruction.
Containment protocol: 022 is to be surrounded with 4, 50 metres wide by 50 metres long, flowerbeds as to distract it from its own goals.
#023 the loch ness witch
Grade: unknown
Description: A few years after 011 was killed, many reports came in about a similar creature being spotted around the same area. We originally believed these sightings to be fake but after more and more came in, we changed our minds very quickly. An attempt was made to capture the creature, but it failed and the soldiers that were sent out came back dead.
The creature seems to have the appearance of a 25-year-old lizard women. She wears a purple cloak and dark blue top hat. More attempts have been made to capture 023 but each and every one has failed in vastly different ways. Her abilities seem to just be complete randomness.
#024 Excalibur
Grade: Safe
Description: 024 is a traditional medieval long sword that has multiple magical properties. The sword when not being wielded by a “chosen one”, is jabbed at a 65 degree angle into a giant sedimentary stone (similar to slate in appearance). 024 is located in a forest near Beaumaris Castle, Wales. The forest is abnormally large, every tree seemingly being over 5 centuries old.
According to historical legend, Excalibur was forged by a mighty wizard named Merlin and can only be pulled out of the stone by “the destined king of England”. In reality this is a complete fabrication created by the English guild of faulty impermanence. Although the actual origin of 024 is currently unknown.
Containment protocol: the forest that surrounds 024 is to be fenced off. Anyone inside the forest is to be shot by down by STRIKE-FORCE-709 “greener thumbs”
GROUP OF INTEREST 04: ENGLISH GUILD OF FAULTY IMPERMANENCE / E.G.O.F.I.
THREAT LEVEL: Y
The guild was formed towards the end of the 6th century, 3 decades before the formation of the collective and as such we have formed a strong bond. E.G.O.F.I.’s main mission goal is to maintain normality through widespread gaslighting campaigns to hide anomalies from the public.
They have assisted with the containment of:
#024
#040
#058
_FILE-WIPE_BJQ
ORIGINAL CLASSIFACATION: 024
ORIGINAL CODENAME: DIRECTOR TWO
ORIGINAL GRADE: UNKNOWN
ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION: 024 is a woman who has green eyes and turquoise hair. They are married to director one, and they have had [DATA EXPUNGED] children. 024 has similar powers to director one (fire manipulation, flight, immortality and super speed).
REASON FOR FILE WIPE: The doomsday guild (the new 003) destroyed many entities, in one fell swoop including this one.
ORIGINAL CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL: none.
#025 the king of violent retribution
Grade: fild
Description: It’s physical form is impossible to comprehend. It is too strong. We found it in a place called “friend and hunters diner”. This location has been destroyed.
Containment protocol: Leave it alone in 7 metre by 7 metre cube made of a mixture of platinum, titanium, and gold.
#026 junk jester
Grade: Quaf
The following file was found in the containment cell of 005 during the preparation for #The enigmision.
#026 the thing?
Grade: Mert
Description: It takes the appearance of a clown statue made up entirely of thrown away junk. Seemingly sentient, the statue has traversed roughly 358 universes, this number could be vastly greater (358 is our currently trackable amount) we currently contain it by submerging it entirely in ice cold water.
This file has been sent to the closet possible dimension, in case it escapes (in that case, it is your problem now)
#027 we will all know when it is the end and we already know who will cause it
Grade: klon
Description: 027 is a being that takes the appearance of a vaguely humanoid body of indiscernible gender, with a black hole for a head and a back covered in roughly a Centillion black scales each scale has a tiny green orb on it (These orbs seemingly contain creatures but the being is too far away to see all the details because of each orb’s size and their current distance from earth). The being is roughly 2 Googleplex tall (measured in feet). The being was first spotted near the galaxy named HD1 (Located some 13.5 billion light-years away), but in the following weeks it was found a few lightyears closer to us. Seemingly having devoured the other galaxies in Its path. An orb on this being’s back seemingly disappears within a 4 day period before a new entity is discovered, for this reason it is theorised that 027 is the parent or creator of most if not all entities we currently know about. Seemingly 027 is moving towards us at a speed of roughly a million miles per day and is expected to reach us within the next 500 millennia most likely bringing the end of the world along with it. Communication with the being has proved pointless as 027 is completely unresponsive.
Containment protocol: Any record of this entity are to be completely erased from all systems as to not cause mass hysteria, although this is difficult given the efforts of perfect.
GROUP OF INTEREST 05: PERFECT
THREAT LEVEL: K (REDESIGNATION PENDING)
This group was founded in Russia during the 1600s as an effort to “not let any knowledge go unknown”. The name stands for prepare, entertain, redo, free, eternal, clarity, together. They try to reveal any information they get their hands on to the public, and as such are a difficulty to deal with considering they have deep connections to the Russian government.
They have almost revealed information about many of the anomalies, including:
#027
#035
#000
#011
Luckily for us they are terrible at sneaking around and hiding their tracks and as such, we have eliminated over 67% of their total organisation over the years.
ADDENDUM: 9/11/2023
TOPIC: REDESIGNATION TO THREAT LEVEL X
To Director Nelson,
After today’s incident I hereby ask for the group to be re-designated as threat level x. I hope you have seen the mission report but in case you haven’t, 2 members of 003 have been spotted working for perfect and is feeding them heavily classified information such as the location of 024 and the truth about 012’s containment. If any of this information falls into the wrong hands it could be disastrous and as such, I hereby request the permission to apply the first novon procedure.
From Frenar Chainbox
#The novon procedure
Permissions required: A director’s approval
This procedure is to be applied only in the possibility of a large disaster. It entails the complete annihilation of a group and (if needed) their allies, with every record of the group and the application of this procedure completely wiped out. That includes anyone who took part in the application of this procedure. This doesn’t include the director who gave their approval and any Frenar who knew about the application of the procedure, their memories are to be erased.
#028 the hardened ink
Grade: unknown
Description: Formally 001-F, this sword is currently in the control of the lock and key foundation being used in a lot of their missions to destroy anomalies. Any attempt to forcefully take the sword have proven futile because when touched by a non-foundation agent it teleports back to the foundation’s main headquarters, well out of our reach, subsequentially that also means we don’t know it’s true capabilities, we can only theorise based on what we’ve seen. That stated theorisation is catalogued below:
The sword seemingly can create a pitch-black smokescreen when swung in a downward arch but spread tons of gasoline all over the place when doing the opposite. The blade can also light on fire somehow. While holding the blade lock and key agents seemingly run at Mach 3.
Any attempt to take the sword are indefinitely postponed.
#029 dreamer
Grade: Neutralised
Description: 029 was a man with the anomalous ability to manifest his dreams into reality, sadly shortly after he was brought in for tests a guard accidently shot him when going through the process of 019.
ADDENDUM: [DATA EXPUNGED]
TOPIC: GRADE CHANGE TO FILD
To Director Heft
I know you may be busy but I must request that 029’s grade be changed to fild. Last week the exodus cultists managed to somehow steal the bones of 029 and have brought him back to life somehow. His powers are seemingly even stronger now, he can seemingly put people to sleep and even make them have nightmares which he can also manipulate. 029’s become some sort of master of dreams. This is a serious concern for the collective
Frenar Toyas
GROUP OF INTEREST 06: EXODUS CULTISTS
THREAT LEVEL: DX
The group was originally formed in China during ww2 as a religious terrorist group wanting to take control of the entire world but during the cold war their goals shifted to using anomalies to make themselves gods. Most members of the cult can use a form of dark magic to summon and manipulate many different kinds of demons.
They induct many humanoid anomalies into their full ranks as cultists such as:
#029
#039
They have tried to steal many entities from the collective such as:
#017
#030
#004
They use demonic magic making it hard to track them down and eliminate. DO NOT LET THEIR BLOOD GET ONTO YOUR SKIN if it does you will immediately be transformed into one of their grotesque bug demons and be forced to serve them by laying eggs (which will eventually hatch into more cultists). If a cultist is spotted, personnel are to keep a good distance and are immediately granted permission to open fire.
#030 an inanimate object may have no goals, but it still has a will
Grade: Mert
030 is a book that with every page turned, it makes a nearby inanimate object into a demonic beast. It is highly sought after by the exodus cultists.
Containment protocol: the book is to be kept in a shipping crate at site-1 where it is to be constantly surveyed.
#031 enigmatic research
Grade: Mert
After operation killgate’s failure, we stole a group of 3 files from the lock and key foundation archives that apparently are about anomalies we have in containment. Frenar Gaia has attempted to link these files to anomalies we know of.
ENTITY: 987e
CODENAME: The servant of zero subjects
KILL MARK: CITIAN
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: The entity has the appearance of a middle-aged man besides whites of its eyes which are a pure red.
ABILITIES: When its eyes are closed, it can make anyone it wants in a 7-mile radius start vomiting blood. While its eyes are open however it can infect anyone it wants with a serious strain of AFFLICTION CASE: 3AP1.
KILL ATTEMPTS: 354
KILL OUTCOME: FAILURE
STATUS: CURRENTLY IN THE HANDS OF THE OREPSEON COLLECTIVE
Frenar Gaia: I don’t believe we have anyone in containment that matches this description
ENTITY: 6T29
CODENAME: The radial rock
KILL MARK: DUSTFILL
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: A green rocklike substance.
ABIITIES: Anyone who makes contact with the rock, experiences quick grotesque unnatural transformations.
KILL ATTEMPTS: 250,000
KILL OUTCOME: FAILURE
STATUS: CURRENTLY IN THE HANDS OF THE OREPSEON COLLECTIVE
Frenar Gaia: I believe they are either taking about a form of uranium or 014
ENTITY: 00KPW
CODENAME: fractured silence
KILL MARK: QUANTAL
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: the entity is a huge spider roughly the size of our sun, the entity is located roughly 98 lightyears away earth. Approaching earth at approximately 2 metres per year
ABILITIES: the spider emits a high level of radiation. Its other abilities are unknown
KILL ATTEMPTS: 0, it’s currently impossible
KILL OUTCOME: N/A
STATUS: CURRENTLY UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE OREPSEON COLLECTIVE
Frenar Gaia: this description is similar to 027
#032 Director One
Grade: Unnecessary
Description: 032’s appearance is unknown to most of the collective. He has many abilities such as:
• Immortality
• Invincibility
• Photographic memory
• Fire manipulation
• Superspeed
• Superstrength
• Toxin immunity
• Regeneration
032 is the creator of the collective, originally the first ever creation of the poison forgers. He is around 3,000,000 years old (by our roughest estimations). 003/the doomsday guild have tried to destroy Director One on many occasions all of these attempts have failed (resulting in the destruction of many anomalies related to 032). He has many children including but not limited to: Frenar Gaia, Director Nelson and Frenar Chainbox. There are theories circulating through the collective that most if not all members, are children of Director One/032.
#033 the child of the humming blade
Grade: Mert
Description: 033-a is a young Russian girl physically around the age of 8. Her DNA is a mixture of the late general jinsaft’s as well as a currently unidentified German woman. After trying to communicate to the girl on multiple occasions, she has proven to only be able to speak in Russian.
033-a has the ability to manipulate reality after reciting a variety of bible verses in Russian, the number of verses depends on how much of reality she tries to manipulate. She is also impervious to any form of natural damage. The only thing that we know can harm her is the psychedelic effect of 034.
033-b mainly takes the appearance of a semi-translucent hummingbird constantly flying around 033-a. On the rare occasion, when 033-a is in a vulnerable position, mentally or physically, the bird transforms into a more chimera like appearance (033-c). The bird returns to normal the nanosecond that 033-a returns to a stable state.
033-c is the chimera form of 033-b. In this form 033-b can move at the speed of sound, break through almost any material and seemingly has an IQ of at least 250.
033-d is a supernatural effect that is most likely created from 033-a’s breath. Anyone in the vicinity of 033 starts to vomit up blood, before collapsing, dead. After an hour the 033-d victim’s corpse transforms into a long sword made of steel. These sword’s become summonable weapons of 033-a.
Containment protocol: the child (033-a) is to be kept inside the apartment complex of 034, their mouth is to be taped shut. If an 033-b/ 033-c breakout scenario occurs she is to be sedated.
#034 the highparmentations
Grade: yorf
Description: 034 is a 7-story apartment building built on mount Everest. Once a person enters the building they cannot leave by natural means. Anyone inside the building is afflicted by a psychedelic affect similar to marijuana. N-one inside the building ages or needs to eat and drink. The only way to exit the apartment once entered is to say [data expunged] and after saying this they are teleported outside of the building.
034 is used to contain 033 because the code needed to exit the building is in Latin, a language 033 can’t speak, and luckily is too lazy to learn even if we gave her the materials to do so.
#035 Ezekiel
Grade: Unknown
Description: 035 is a 45-year-old man with 8 giant wings growing out of his back. The man has only been spotted 4 times on record, each time speaking to a different member of the UK government. These figures were brought in for questioning, their interviews went as followed:
Interview 1
18/07/XXXX prime minister [DATA EXPUNGED]
Frenar toyas: how would you describe the being that met with you last night?
Prime minister: he was… beautiful.
Frenar toyas: and what did he say to you?
Prime minister: totality is death
Frenar toyas: interesting. And-
Prime Minister: death is nigh.
The prime minister then coughed up blood and died on the spot
Interview 2:
30/11/XXXX chief secretary to the treasury [DATA EXPUNGED]
Frenar toyas: how would you describe the being that met with you last night?
Chief secretary: he looked a war veteran, an old one at that.
Frenar toyas: noted, and what did he-
The woman then stood up in a manic episode and tried to shoot frenar toyas with a makeshift bayonet, frenar toyas was forced to kill her in self-defence.
Interview 3:
02/02/XXXX deputy prime minister [DATA EXPUNGED]
An interview was attempted but the man was unresponsive to the questions and just spoke out the following poem, later identified as "The sands" by Dr Wilson.
There is a traveller
A man of no name
A man of no face
He’s lost them along the way
Wandering the deserts
Searching for the shadow
His friend and his enemy
The stream of sand parting at his feet
The oldest grains stare at their elder
The traveller follows the tracks
But he doesn’t know why
The traveller believes he’s found the shadow
He knows he has
Maybe hundreds of times
Maybe thousands
He can’t remember why
He doesn’t know why
The sand is marked with his tracks
His old tracks, The only tracks, The many
Born of the traveller’s actions
The tracks he can’t stop following
Being lured back into repetition
He recognises his purgatory but;
he understands his fate
the traveller doesn’t want freedom
because he knows
he knows why he’s trapped
but the knowledge is old
stuck in his library
the checkpoint of his journey
full of dust and truths
his old truths
build of his lies
constantly being held above a fire
waiting to be forgotten
the shadow waits at the end of the tracks
never truly moving
never truly thinking
never truly existing
the traveller stares at the shadow
and the shadow stares back
the traveller knows what’s happening
but they don’t remember why
Interview 4:
16/05/XXXX secretary of state [DATA EXPUNGED]
Due to the events of operation killgate, this interview had to be conducted by frenar nilas.
Frenar nilas: how would you describe the being’s appearance.
Secretary of state: haunting, like he had been drained of all his blood.
Frenar nilas: noted, and what did he say to you.
Secretary of state: he didn’t… say things. He screamed things. He kept screaming about how I’ll drown, that the blood of my family would be spilled across the skies for my crimes. He also said something about the number 4.
Frenar nilas: ok, thank you for your time. a guard will escort you out.
Five weeks after this interview ended the secretary of state was found dead. The cause of death: Drowning.
#036 when the ghosts come knocking
Grade: Neutralised
The only surviving record of the events are in an old diary of the late Michael Taylor. The transcript goes as followed:
I don’t know what’s happened to them. Everyone in the village has gone missing.
Last night I was just doing my job and putting the corpses into the necessary coffins, until I heard a loud banging noise from somewhere above me. I ignored it at first but it just kept getting louder. I eventually gave in, telling my assistant that I’m taking a break before running up the stairs. There was nothing there, nothing I could immediately see at least. But when I walked further in, I saw that the window was completely shattered, glass spread all over the floor.
There was also something else, a piece of paper pinned onto the opposite wall by a rustic antique dagger. Walking over to it, I saw that it read something like this; Your life is at stake, when will you break.
I called out to my assistant… no reply. I called again, louder… no reply. i walked back towards the stairs. “please don’t hurt me”. The faint words echoed across my silent house. I froze, terrified. A deeper voice boomed out, “the truth of meaning is that you can only ignore deny it”, then I heard a loud banging noise similar to the one I heard earlier.
I ran down the stairs and all I saw was my apprentice’s corpse torn to shreds and spread across the room. It was a horrific sight, so horrific I almost vomited on the spot. Panicking, I ran out of my house screaming but it was like no-one could hear me.
The village was silent. My footsteps made little noise. All I could hear was faint ghastly screams. I kept running through the village as I kept shouting for help. Still, I heard no-one.
After what felt like an hour, I was thrown back towards the middle of the village by a semi-transparent dog looking thing. I was horrified and quickly bolted to the other end of the village. But the same thing happened. The dog-like creatures slowly started to creep in towards me. I panicked. Running back into my house I boarded up the door and locked myself in the bathroom. I almost immediately collapsed from the exhaustion.
Even now I can hear them. The constant harmony of their delayed breathing. The constant clicking of their claws against the wooden door. I hope I make it out of this alive, but I still don’t understand why this is happening. I won’t make it out of this. I know why. I’ve made many fatal mistakes in my life, all of which have led up to this. My divine punishment. My final hours on this plane of reality, before I’m taken to my hellish purgatory. I can only blame myself.
Goodbye life.
Further investigation into the creator of this diary has proven fruitless (seemingly, no known record of his existence remains).
Upon later inspection 036 was most likely caused by a botched application of the talnias procedure.
Containment protocol: if any non-collective members learn about the events of 036 they are to be eliminated.
Footnote: Sadly it seems that the zevobax monks may have played a part in this event, messing with the subjects of the procedure and allowing 036 to occur. As such the specifics of the talnias procedure have been updated.
#the talnias procedure
Permissions required: A thorough and definitive confirmation of malevolent spiritual intervention.
Description: Once applied, 040 is activated. 040 is then used to create as many humanoid vessels as required. Then the vessels are taken to the necessary location where the [DATA EXPUNGED] is performed. If done properly the malevolent spirits will become trapped in the vessel with no memory of their former power and, after the use of many [DATA EXPUNGED], are placed into regular society. If not done properly, this procedure could result in many disastrous scenarios.
Addendum: 036 response
All of the vessels created by 040 are now to be made out of stone. All personnel who take part in the talnias procedure are to have an IQ of 110 or higher. A full perimeter is to be maintained during the talnias procedure.
#037 a false encounter
Grade: Mert
Description: 037 is a man with red bloodshot eyes and long flowing grey hair that almost covers his entire body. He possesses the ability to warp reality. The collective found 037 in the middle of London after the end of ww2. Since we have got him in containment, we have conducted 8 interviews with 037, the transcripts of which are written below.
Interview 1: 20/09/1945
Frenar Chainbox: who are you?
037: what does that mean…
Frenar Chainbox: what’s your name?
037: name, name, name… I don’t believe I have one
Frenar Chainbox: noted, and-
037: where am I?
Frenar Chainbox: that’s classified.
037: where am i?
Frenar Chainbox: I’ll say it again, that’s classified. I can’t tell you that.
037: then leave!
037 then started to warp reality in attempt to kill Frenar Chainbox before he was quickly sedated.
Interview 2: 21/09/1945
Frenar Chainbox: to start this interview, since you won’t stop asking, you are currently being held in an orepseon collective facility.
037: so the collective exists in this reality too
Frenar Chainbox: what do you mean?
037: are you unaware of the multiverse?
Frenar Chainbox: the multiverse?
037: this reality is only one of many. You are only one version of yourself, and a flawed one at that.
Frenar Chainbox: interesting.
037: what’s your name?
Frenar Chainbox: John Chainbox.
037: you are heading down a dark path.
037 then made Frenar Chainbox fly out of the room, locking the door behind him.
Interview 3: 23/09/1945
After 037 displayed much irritation with his containment, Frenar Bilas was sent in to interview 037.
Frenar Bilas: hello 037, what do you think we could do to improve your life in containment?
037: Buckingham palace.
Frenar Bilas: sorry, what?
037: Buckingham palace.
Frenar Bilas: I’m not sure I follow.
037: too bad
037 then grabbed Frenar Bilas and turned him to dust, simultaneously transforming his containment cell into a replica of Buckingham palace.
Interview 4: 30/11/1978
After interview 3, Director Nelson temporarily suspended any attempt to interview 037. to start the interview process up again, Director Nelson conducted this interview with the goal of learning more about the multiverse.
Director Nelson: hello 037.
037: hello, director nelson.
Director Nelson: I believe you understand why I’ve come here.
037: yes.
Director Nelson: well then, let’s get right into it. Do you know who created the multiverse?
037: the fractured.
Director Nelson: does the fractured keep the multiverse under control?
037: no, that is the job of the council.
Director Nelson: the council?
037: the council of the gods.
Director Nelson: ok, how many gods are on this “council”?
037: I don’t know, at least 5 but it could be as many as 50.
Director Nelson: ok, is there god in this universe?
037: not anymore.
Director Nelson: why not?
037: Sen… Sen killed him
Director Nelson: who?
037: leave…
Director Nelson: what?
037: LEAVE!
Director nelson quickly left the room.
Interview 5: 09/12/1978
Frenar Chainbox: it’s been a while 037.
037: you haven’t aged?
Frenar Chainbox: can’t.
037: impressive.
Frenar Chainbox: anyways, could you explain how your abilities work?
037: sadly no.
Frenar Chainbox: disappointing.
037: you seem stressed, do you need assistance with anything?
Frenar Chainbox: no.
037: ok… Is that all.
Frenar Chainbox: yes.
Frenar Chainbox left the containment zone without another word.
Interview 6: 05/07/1980
Frenar Chainbox: hello 037.
037: leave.
Frenar Chainbox: sadly I can’t do that.
037: …
Frenar Chainbox: so, where do you come from?
037: …
Frenar Chainbox: are you going to answer me?
037: …
Frenar Chainbox: I’ll ask again, are you going to answer me?
037: …
Frenar Chainbox: I’ll take that as a no.
END OF INTERVIEW
Interview 7: 10/07/1980
Frenar Gaia: hello 037.
037: have we met?
Frenar Gaia: no, I am-
037: Odysseus Gaia, second daughter of Director One
Frenar Gaia: um… yeah…
037: please, don’t worry, your future is bright.
Frenar Gaia: anyways, how are you feeling?
037: …fine.
Frenar Gaia: good, and is there anything I can get for you?
037: …can I tell you something?
Frenar Gaia: of course!
037 then leant over the interview desk and whispered something into Frenar Gaia’s ear. After the interview concluded, Frenar Gaia seemed disturbed and refused to repeat what 037 said.
Interview 8: 19/09/1993
Frenar Toyas: hello 037.
037: hello Frenar Toyas, you must leave.
Frenar Toyas: what do you mean?
037: please, leave the collective.
Frenar Toyas: um… give me a moment.
Frenar Toyas then ran out of the interview room. This interview took place shortly before operation killgate.
Containment protocol: 037 is to be kept inside a replica of Buckingham palace on floor P-9 of site-2. Every room in this replica is to be constantly surveyed by the use of cameras. If he attempts to warp reality he is to be immediately sedated.
#038 the coverup
038 is a collection of 8 different anomalies, all but one of which is fake. No-one (except for director one and Frenar Gaia) knows which is the real 038. This coverup is necessary for the continued containment of 038.
038-1: the creeping night
Grade: Mert
Description: 038 is a black orb floating roughly 5 metres off the ground, located in the countryside outside of London. This orb slowly turns the sky around it into a pitch black at a rate of 0.002 nanometres per decade.
Containment protocol: a factory nearby is to produce a large amount of carbon emissions as to cover up the darker sky, blaming it on pollution.
038-2: imperfect
Grade: Klon
Description: 038 is an unbreakable sword with a handle made of bone. The blade itself is jagged and unsymmetrical. Serrated unevenly across its length. Anything cut with the sword morphs into shattered pieces of glass. The sword teleports to a random place across the world the moment people stop wielding it
Containment protocol: to be discovered
038-3: the deepest dungeon
Grade: Safe
Description: 038 is an underground dungeon that expands out infinitely. It’s walls are constantly shifting. 038 is filled with giant snakes. These snakes are similar in species to the common rattle snake.
Containment protocol: the entrance to 038 is to be permanently blocked off
038-4: millennium
Grade: Fild
Description: 038 is a choker, that when worn, makes the wearer enter a sort of spectral state. While in this spectral state the user can observe anything within the boundaries of this universe.
Addendum 21/01/2024:
038 has changed colours from it’s original colour of red to now a dark shade of purple. Alongside this colour change, 038 now allows the wearer, while in the spectral state, to observe almost anything in the multiverse.
Using this change in power set we have been able to discover the following thing about our multiverse:
1. In-between every universe is a void littered with tons of long red tube like tunnels. We have named these paths, links.
2. In the centre of the multiverse there’s a giant portal to a whole different set of realities.
3. At the edge of existence there seems to be an invisible unbreakable barrier.
Further discoveries are yet to be found.
Containment protocol: this choker is highly sought after by many different organizations, and as such the location of it’s containment is to kept top secret alongside it’s other security measures.
038-5: fail-true
Grade: N/A
Description: this procedure is only to be activated if the world is about to end. Exact details of the procedure are only given to directors of the collective.
Containment protocol: only upon agreement of all currently living directors is this procedure to be undertaken
038-6: dipped down
Grade: Mert
Description: 038 is a
Description: 038 is a giant clock located in Northern Ireland and is 52 miles beneath the earth’s surface. Although the hands on the clock don’t naturally move, when forced them to rotate clockwise or anticlockwise seemingly speeds up or slows down time respectively. While time is sped up or slowed down, the person who moves the hands are given all the knowledge of the universe in the moment before taking that knowledge away, completely disintegrating the person’s mind.
Containment protocol: the hole we have dugout to experiment on the clock is to be legally declared a quarry.
038-7: trinity of the dead
Grade: Klon
Description: 038 is a set of 3 undead corpses. Despite being rotten corpses, these 3 can move at the speed of light, destroy anything in their path and comprehend hundreds of quintillions of years’ worth of knowledge. Also these 3 each have the power to warp reality to their will after completing a set of conditions, which are as followed.
1. The three must be at a “collapsing point” (places that have a lot of negative emotions tied to the them)
2. Each of the three must have individually killed 50 people that day
3. They must simultaneously kill a sacrificial lamb.
Containment protocol: to be discovered
038-8: feather of the beginning
Grade: Neutralised
Description: 038 was a feather that floated at the exact centre of antarctica, around the feather was an aura of sunlight. According to multiple religious texts, this feather either created the earth all on its own or was used by a higher power to create the earth. One day in 2018 the feather disappeared, coinciding with the death of Frenar Bilas.
Containment protocol: unnecessary (previously: many high-power spotlights used to disguise the feather as the sun)
#039 Damballa judas
Grade: klon (originally fild)
Description: 039 has the appearance of a 37 year old woman with turquoise hair, crimson eyes and dark grey skin. This woman has the ability to manipulate blood and her skin is seemingly invulnerable.
We discovered her on 2/3/1999, after a meteor shower appeared in the night sky an explosion went off in the centre of Cardiff. It took 3 hours to secure the situation and transfer the newly discovered 039 to site-1, a coverup was spread around Wales and the rest of the UK that it was just a faulty pipe and some renegade terrorist.
The first interview took place on 3/3/1999 and went as followed:
039: Where am I?
Frenar Felon: In the hands of the orepseon collective, specifically site 1 at the English/Wales border.
039: (muttering) Guess I overshot…
Frenar Felon: I am going to ask you a few questions, ok?
039: Go ahead.
Frenar Felon: How old are you?
039: 21.
Frenar Felon: What’s your name?
039: Damballa Veronia Judas.
Frenar Felon: Why are you here?
039: My mother sent me.
Frenar Felon: And who is that?
039: The great Damballa at the edge of mars. (see #042 for more details)
Frenar Felon: (clearly puzzled) Who is your father then?
039: The greed king judas of Jinghad. (see #056 for more details)
Frenar Felon: noted…
039: is that all?
Frenar felon: (very confused) umm… yes and I guess… well… thank you for your-
039 immediately grabbed his right arm and exploded it, she was quickly sedated and Frenar felon was took to a medical facility. The injury wasn’t fatal and his limb regenerated after an hour but Frenar Felon had to learn how to use his right arm and hand again, sadly he never got to due to 006.
More interviews were attempted between the dates 12/3/1999 and 21/12/2012 but the transcripts and audio logs vanished after the enigmision.
0n 12/4/2021, 039 broke itself out of containment. It has since been discovered that the exodus cultists have managed to Swade her into joining their ranks, making the group even more dangerous. A few attempts have been made to contact 039 and make her leave the cultist but every attempt has failed
Containment protocol: the containment of 039 has shifted from keeping her trapped to making her existence unknown to the public, we have done this by blaming her actions on many death row inmates and deleting images of her off the internet.
ADDENDUM: 10/4/2024
TOPIC: 039 GRADE CHANGE TO KLON
From American branch, Director million
To UK branch, Director Nelson
I hereby request that 039’s grade be updated to klon. Today’s reconnaissance mission has brought back dangerous results. 039 has been spotted merging herself with an entire sector of the cultists (about 50 In all). This ritual has seemingly made her even stronger (also altering her appearance, she now has huge spider legs and 8 extra arms), she has already started disrupting reality doing many things such as
• pushing forward an eclipse by 356 years
• erasing all life in the state of Wyoming for 500 seconds
• making a massive cloud that covered half of America for 7 days before bursting into 3 weeks straight of rainfall.
She has also killed roughly 20 million people across the continent, 13.5 million of which were children between the age of 3-13. Those who weren’t children have had their body parts strung across the streets. We have attempted to contain her 7 times in the past month and with each attempt she has just grown stronger.
On top of all of this, 039 has started going into a form of “mating cycle” for lack of a better term. As of writing this there are 77 recorded cases of 039 extending her tongue down someone’s throat and filling their bodies up with eggs (Roughly 237 in each case). All of these people have been kept in containment, although their bodies and mind are seemingly dead, the eggs are still growing. 4 sets have hatched, releasing hundreds of thousands of little 039 clones. All of these clones escaped from containment almost immediately.
Unless 003, Director One or someone else strong enough steps in I think America is lost.
ADDENDUM: 14/4/2024
TOPIC: AMERICAN BRANCH’S DOWNFALL
From (FORMER) American Branch, Director Million.
To UK branch, Director nelson
It’s over. America has fallen. The continent is now the home of the exodus cultist and 039 as their leader. The total death toll of this event is at 789 million. Over 35% of which were children under 18. This is the collective’s greatest failure, probably even worse than the enigmision. I hereby resign from the collective, I shall join my family, this world is doomed. Good luck.
Footnote: After this event the united states of America has been renamed to Exodan, and is currently home to the exodus cultists. 039 is to be recognised by her full name (“Damballa Veronia Judas”) and treated as the country’s leader. The United Nations has been forced by E.G.O.F.I. to officially recognise Exodan as a country taking America’s place.
#040 the master printer
Grade: Safe
Description: 040 is a 3d printer that has a keyboard sticking out of its side, this printer will print out anything that’s typed out with the keyboard. The printing process in insanely quick, ranging from 3 seconds-7 minutes depending on the size of what’s being printed out.
Containment protocol: 040 is to be kept in a 10 metres by 10 metres room on site-4’s 1st floor.
#041 the sword that screamed for a saviour
Grade: Mert
Description: Similar to 013, 041 was forged by the poison forgers. It has the appearance of a medieval longsword with a lion adorned on each face of the blade. As far as we know 041 is a form of super-electrical conductor, it may even be able to create electricity (although that is just a theory with little evidence as of now). While holding the blade, the wielder experiences a form of “suicidal ambition” wanting to kill people so badly that they don’t even try to defend themselves.
041 was discovered in 1923 outside the walls of Cardiff Castle, alongside the bodies of two E.G.O.F.I. agents. The wielder’s body was 9 metres away, later identified as a citizen of the lioness kingdom. Cause for death for the agents was determined to be blood loss, whereas the cause of death for the wielder was determined to be a form of cancer.
The poison forgers quickly stole back 041, a week after it was placed in containment. The blae was later found in the hands of a deranged Scottish drunk, STRIKE-FORCE 555 “silence” was sent out to retrieve the blade and came back empty handed. Apparently, once they had dealt with the wielder, they heard a voice with a thick Scottish accent come from the blade coming from the blade saying, “I wish my saviour would show herself sooner, oh well…”. 5 minutes after hearing this, the blade started to light ablaze. Then 041 teleported away.
5 weeks after this, a patrol of knights from the lioness kingdom were later spotted using 041 to slaughter the innocent citizens of London. STRIKE-FORCE 137 “tower gargoyles” quickly swept in and opened fire, 3 of the knights were killed, 7 captured and the other 5 escaped. With help from STRIKE-FORCE 400 “killers of immersion” 041 was quickly trapped in a magic cancelling glass cube.
After a month of sustained containment, 041 started talking, now in an exaggerated Italian accent and the following interview was undertaken.
041: what do you want with me?
Frenar Wendigo: answer our questions.
041: why should I?
Frenar Wendigo: if you don’t, we can just melt you down into liquid metal.
041: ugh… fine!
Frenar Wendigo: who created you?
041: the great wizard merlin, friend of Arthur and-
Frenar Wendigo: cut the crap! You’re not Excalibur!
041: FINE! I was created in the year 1819 by the great forgers that poison the earth.
Frenar Wendigo: what is your purpose?
041: on the 30th tick of calamity, my saviour shall wield me and destroy the world that has purged many of their destined purpose for eons!
Frenar Wendigo: who is this “saviour”?
041: (screaming) OH GOD! I WISH I KNEW! (accent changed to Irish) MY CREATORS WULDN’T TELL ME! THEY SAID THAT THE “prophecy of the lion’s bane” WOULD BE ENDANGERED IF I KNEW WHO MY SAVIOUR WILL BE!
Frenar Wendigo: (shouting) JESUS CHRIST, CALM THE HECK DOWN! (deep breath) ok thank you for your time…
041: Barbados, my name is Barbados.
Frenar Wendigo: noted.
Ever since this interview the poison forgers have failed in their attempts to take back 041, although it was stolen temporarily during #operation jade palace.
Containment protocol: 041 is to be kept in a magic cancelling glass box, located on the 12th floor of site-1.
Footnote: Frenar Chainbox theorises that 041’s saviour may be 000 due to the poison forgers’ statements revolving that anomaly.
GROUP OF INTEREST 07: THE LIONESS KINGDOM
THREAT LEVEL: K
An enigmatic kingdom deep underneath the earth. According to surviving historical records from around the time of the American civil war, the lioness kingdom is a group of so called “humanity separationists” who, in 1860 spurred on by the southern states secession, used dark magic to create a home similar in size to the state of Kansas deep underground the confederacy’s capital of Richmond.
Although rarely seen, this kingdom has attempted to interfere with the course of history by killing political figures and, during wars, supplying losing forces with weapons and food supplies.
The group has also tried to free the following anomalies on multiple different occasions:
#041
#013
#050
#024
An entrance to the lioness kingdom has recently been found at the top of the highest mountain in Scotland, Ben Nevis. This entrance has been constantly monitored by STRIKE-FORCE 037 “living security” since discovery.
#042 the edge of mars
Grade: Safe
Description: 042 is an area on mars covered in a constant fog. Communication and as such information on this area is limited. As far as we are aware the only living thing in this fog is a massive pendulum-like structure (042-A) with a snake painted on it’s right side. This snake head is most likely the brain of the pendulum. 042-A has sent the following messages to the collective through manipulating the notepad app on Frenar Pixel’s laptop:
12/10/1875
The edge of mars calls for an agreement upon the reconsideration of the beyond earth convention from 1991.
Kill and kill and kill and kill again
3000’a-d-d-d-o-OPERATOR
On the twelfth chime of the church bells, a badger will squeal and eat it’s young, in service of our lord.
You my friend are untrue.
The night is the day of the sky.
The edge of existence is an endless loading. One slipup and the space will devour you, uncompromising, uncaring.
The kingdom of mars allies itself with Jupiter GODDAMMIT beCKY!
UNCOMPRISED FLOORBOARDS ARE SIGN FOR INVESTIGATION, signed the man who you could call death.
Further investigation into these messages has proven pointless.
Addendum: 2012 messages
The last time this file was updated was in 2008, since then 8 new messages have been sent which read as followed:
Just forwarding a message:
SLIPSPACE TRUST
The dark recesses of the dialect have killed me, I’m not coming back. Please tell the trust. DO NOT TRUST THE YELLOW LIGHT.
Signed Gary.
Billions of timelines are converging, the melting point shall soon appear.
Drown in it.
Drown in it.
Drown in it.
Drown in it.
Drown in it.
Drown in it.
Drown in it.
Drown in it.
Drown In it.
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Drown in it.
Drown in it.
Drown in it.
Drown within your mind.
A crawling sense of dread is encroaching.
Home is where the bodies are.
Slipspace trust
The dead rise
The dead ris
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The dead
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The dialect calls
I’m trying to warn you.
It hunts.
You’re the bait.
The bottom of site-4 has a crack, way bigger than the rest, that crack is the Achilles heel, that heel has always been and will become your downfall.
Repeat the cycle, notice the cycle, repeating the rest to repeat the cycle.
Containment protocol: 042 is to be covered up as naturally occurring, any appearances of 042-A on social media are to be deleted.
Orepseon collective messenger interception department
File:2.1.1978
INTERCEPTED FILE FROM THE POISON FORGERS’ ONLINE STORE FRONT.
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POISON FORGERS
TOP SECRET COMMISION DOSSIER
COMMISION DATE: 1/1/1978
Please produce the following order by 19/3/1978
ORDER:
ITEM | AMMOUNT
Valkor darts | X100
Trial manticore | X2
Bronze bull cannon | X37
Portal | X9
Freeze ray | X452
Bronze armour pieces | X1000
Blood vile | X1000
Lava sword | X995
Spear | X78
RECIEVER/S:
LOCK AND KEY FOUNDATION (ROWS 1-3)
ZEVOBAX MONKS (ROW 4)
THE LIONESS KINGDOM (ROWS 5-6 8-9)
Destroica Delmorta Devincinia (ROW 7)
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#Operation jade palace
This mission took place in-between the dates of 18/7/1999-28/10/1999. This operation was undertaken due to the build-up of attacks, from the group who called themselves “the scientific bureau of relative destruction”.
According to Director One, another name for this mission would be “the jade palace war”.
17/7/1999 8:00PM
The board of directors were all called in by Director One for a meeting, the transcript of which is copied below.
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Director Jones (Financial department): Why have you called us here on such short notice, one?
Director One (Leader): It’s simple, I need us all to come to an agreement on how to deal with the group known as “the scientific bureau of relative destruction”.
Director Nelson (Operations committee): Their still around?
Director One: Yes and their actions have become more and more destructive overtime.
Director Nicholas (Intelligence and data collection department): I don’t think this matter concerns us, they have only been attacking E.G.O.F.I. as of late.
Director Ezekiel (Ethics committee): Don’t be foolish Nicholas, if E.G.O.F.I. falls than we’re next!
Director Jacks (STRIKE-FORCE head of command): Exactly, that’s why I say we go in guns blazing, tear all of them to shreds!
Director Ezekiel: NO! That would just be a waste of resources! And also leave us open for an attack!
Director Delta (Resources department): Ezekiel, remain calm, I have an idea.
Director Nelson: What is it?
Director Delta: We should send in STRIKE-FORCE 300.
Director Jacks: “The propagandists”?!
Director Delta: Yes, they are the best equipped for this mission. We need them to fight a psychological battle against the bureau, and only strike when they’re at their weakest.
Director Nicholas: Shouldn’t we just send out 226 “fowl rose” instead? Wouldn’t they be more efficient, get the job done faster?
Director Delta: No, they would be torn apart due to their lack of tactics or common sense.
Director Vegas (Messenger interception department): Could work.
Director One: Well then, all in favour of Delta’s plan?
BOARD OF DIRECTORS VOTE SUMMARY.
Director One Yes
Director Jacks Abstain
Director Delta Yes
Director Nicholas No
Director Ezekiel No
Director Jones Abstain
Director Nelson Yes
Director Vegas Yes
CONCLUSION: YES
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After this meeting STRIKE-FORCE 300 “the propagandists” were sent information about this operation
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300 BASE/CAMERA:2
(Camera feed begins with Agent-Coalmine entering the room, Agent-Pluto sits at the round table staring at her computer. They are both dressed in casual clothes.)
Agent-Coalmine: Hey Pluto how’re ya doing?
Agent-Pluto: Fine, just taking a huge break after that last mission…
Agent-Coalmine: Oh yeah that was crazy! Hey, what are ya reading?
Agent-Pluto: The next mission briefing.
Agent-Coalmine: GOD, they already want us to go into another mission?! It’s only been a week since we took down that newspaper place, what was it called… oh yeah “the Crosby news association”.
Agent-Pluto: I guess we’re good at our jobs.
Agent-coalmine: (sighs while walking around to see the computer) “Operation jade palace” huh?
Agent-Pluto: (sarcastically) Interesting name, isn’t it.
Agent-Coalmine: (finishing reading) Welp, call the others in.
Agent-Pluto: Are you su-
Agent-Coalmine: We don’t have a choice do we?
Agent-Pluto: No… I’ll get them.
(camera feed cuts out)
(camera feed cuts back in after 9 minutes, the five members of STRIKE-FORCE 300 are sat around the round table in the centre of their office)
Commander-Bella: So… who are we fighting?
Agent-Pluto: The scientific bureau of relative destruction.
Commander-Bella: Crazy name.
Agent-Coalmine: If we don’t go after them, then E.G.O.F.I. falls and the collective goes next.
Frenar Saturn: Do we know how they operate?
Agent-Coalmine: (jokingly) Like the romans.
Frenar Saturn: (confused) What?
Agent-Coalmine: (sighs) Nevermind. Basically they’re aggressive go-getters, taking every chance to throw their full strength into their enemies. They did this to multiple smaller businesses, military regiments, airports and international corporations.
Agent-Vixen: That doesn’t sound all that effective…
Agent-Pluto: They have a lot of funding from the American government. Even if they lose in one of their assaults they recover in hours.
Frenar Saturn: Christ on a stick, how are we meant to beat them?
Commander-Bella: (excited) Like we always do! We get into their heads, we break them to the ground and beat them while their down!
Agent-Coalmine: HECK YEAH!
Agent-Pluto: I won’t be able to go into the field, you know because I’m both pregnant and recovering from that last mission.
Agent-Vixen: Don’t worry we already have a replacement.
Agent-Pluto: (confused) Who?
(camera feed cuts out)
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18/7/1999 3:00AM
General Jinsaft, commander of STRIKE-FORCE 012 “icebreakers”, was called in to replace Agent-Pluto.
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300 BASE/CAMERA:5
(camera feed starts with the whole of STRIKE-FORCE 300, all wearing their casual clothes, standing outside their office and general jinsaft is walking toward them fully kitted out in combat gear.)
Agent-Coalmine: hello, Mr-
General Jinsaft: the name’s GENERAL Jinsaft, get it right moron.
Agent-Coalmine: I was… trying to be polite.
General Jinsaft: (mockingly while taking steps towards Agent-Coalmine) sowwy Mr-ashman, did I hurt your feewings!
(Commander-Bella quickly pulls out a katana and holds it at Jinsaft’s throat)
Commander-Bella: Don’t you dare move a GODDAMN muscle!
General Jinsaft: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MORON RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Agent-Vixen: (holds a gun up to the back of Jinsaft’s head) Shut up! I can blow your brains out right here and now!
Frenar Saturn: Calm down, everyone!
General Jinsaft: (mockingly) HAHAHAHA, YEAH, COME ON ALREADY, PUT YOUR MEASILY WEAPONS AWAY. OH YEAH! IN FACT, THIS, IS A REAL WEAPON!
(Jinsaft pulls out a huge assault rifle)
General Jinsaft: I built this baby myself, I call it the killarifle 9000.
(director one walks into frame, Commander-Bella and Agent-Vixen quickly put away their weapons, Jinsaft doesn’t notice)
Director One: Hello Jinsaft.
General jinsaft: (turns around clearly shocked) HOLY SHIT! DIRECTOR!
Director One: Before I continue, put that makeshift afront to all of weaponry away.
General Jinsaft: Sir, yes sir! (Jinsaft throws his weapon away across the road were a truck runs it over)
Director One: well then… Agent-Pluto, I understand that you won’t be able to take on this operation, is that correct.
Agent-Pluto: Yes, because-
Director One: No need to remind me of your reasoning, you already told me approximately 1023570 times in your report from last night.
(Agent-Pluto is visibly embarrassed before she quickly runs back inside)
Director One: Anyways, Jinsaft if I find out any members of this force have been injured or killed by your hands, then I’ll make sure that no-one will find your body, got it?
General Jinsaft: (very nervous) SIR YES SIR!
Director One: Now onto the second order of business, the S.B.O.R.D. main headquarters is located underneath an innocuous house in Formby, your mission is to weaken them through any method available until you can completely destroy them. Agent-Pluto will provide tech support. Frenar Saturn, if this mission succeeds I’ll promote you to an official agent. I’ll discuss the specifics in the car. Do you all understand?
Everyone else: SIR, YES SIR!
Director One: Good, well then, follow me.
(Director One starts to walk out of frame, the rest of STRIKE-FORCE 300 and General Jinsaft follow him)
(camera feed cuts out)
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18/7/1999 3:15AM
The following is a transcript of recovered camera footage from the inside of the S.B.O.R.D. HQ. The footage was found on a hard drive labelled, the kings of scientific freedom.
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(footage begins with a naked man tied down to a table as a woman stands over him wearing a bloodied labcoat)
Man: (Panicked) Who are you?
Woman: Your god.
Man: (Enraged) WHO ARE Y-!
(the woman injects the man with something causing his skin to become a bright red, his eyes to start glowing blue and all his hair to immediately fall out)
Woman: (Whispering) Go to sleep.
Man: Y-you… won’t… get away… with-
Woman: Be silent.
(the woman takes off her labcoat before leaning in closer to the man)
(the footage cuts away to the table being covered in blood and the woman standing off to the side putting her labcoat back on)
Woman: Bring the next one in!
(the footage ends)
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18/7/1999 4:00AM
The group’s car was temporarily intercepted by a roadblock of crashed cars created by 2 rogue S.B.O.R.D. operatives (Julie Frankson and Bill Sherman). These operatives were quickly held at gunpoint and forced to give answers to the following questions.
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Q: Frenar Saturn: Who told you to do this?
A: Julie: No one. We have free will and rights!
Q: Director one: What are your motives then?
A: Bill: Why would we- (gets slapped by Jinsaft) FINE, I’LL FUCKING TELL YA. We don’t want our family to be destroyed.
Q: Jinsaft: Why should I not shoot you right now!
A: Julie: Because we know where Pluto is being held.
Q: Coalmine: What do you mean?
A: Julie: Roughly after you left your base, I presume, our good pal Johnathan Johnstone was sent in to capture miss Pluto. JJ told us just before we came here where she is currently being held.
Q: Coalmine (enraged): WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING WITH HER!!!
A: Bill: not our business to- (coalmine punches him in the dick) HEY WHAT THE HECK!
Agent-Coalmine: TELL ME!!!
Bill: I DON’T KNOW!
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The driver hastily led Agent-Coalmine back to the car to calm down before the questioning continued.
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Q: Jinsaft and Director One: Tell us where the Bureau are holding Agent-Pluto?
A: Julie: we’ll tell you when we’re at the headquarters. That is where you’re going right?
Director One: Yes.
Bill (mockingly): Yeah! You won’t get any information from us until we’re there!
General Jinsaft: Fine by me!
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Jinsaft swiftly knocked out and tied up Julie dragging her into the car. After a minute of hesitation Agent vixen followed suit, doing the same with Bill.
18/7/1999 4:10AM
The group came across a note, it read as follows:
A sky of ashen black.
A tower just off the track.
A farmland of skin.
Made from sin.
A river of blood
Flows into the horizon.
You stare at that tower.
One day that tower falls,
And you’re left alone.
Alone.
Alone.
Alone.
It is the end.
Signed ~~Puldunan~~
Addendum 18/7/2013
This note may be from the operative formerly known as Frenar Kope after she went through 007 testing, although the meaning of this note and how it was sent is still unknown.
18/7/1999 4:20AM
The group arrived at an outpost, disguised as a house on the other side of the road to S.B.O.R.D.’s HQ.
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COLLECTIVE OUTPOST 77 / CAMERA 4
(the footage begins with the front door being swung open, inside there is a huge room with a huge table and many work benches alongside an armoury and stairs to the second floor)
Director One: You will work from here. Put the two captives on those chairs.
Agent-Vixen and General Jinsaft: GOT IT!
(Vixen and Jinsaft walk over to the table carrying the two captives)
Director One: In here you have all the resources you need to complete this mission, If you need anything else, call me and I’ll see what I can do.
Everyone: SIR, YES SIR!
Director One: Good.
(Director One leaves the outpost as the team waits for the two captives to wake up)
(the footage cuts out. 13 minutes later, it cuts back in to show Julie and Bill awake)
Agent-Coalmine: We’re here… now tell us where they’re keeping Pluto.
Julie: We’ll help you… on one condition.
Frenar Saturn: What?
Julie: we want the bureau gone as much as you do. They’re keeping Pluto on floor U12 gamma sector. They also have me and bill’s children in the same area. So, please let us join you.
General Jinsaft: Not-
Commander-Bella: How young are your children?
General Jinsaft: Why-
Bill: Their about 2 years old.
Commander-Bella: do you know why they have them captive:
Bill: As long as we work for them, they promised that they wouldn’t harm them.
Commander-Bella (solemnly): I see.
Julie: so please! Let us help you, we know our way around that facility like the back of our hands. W-we could be extremely helpful to the collective.
Commander-Bella: Coalmine, what do you think?
Agent-Coalmine: I don’t care as long as we save Pluto!
Commander-Bella: 1 for yes. Vixen?
Agent-Vixen: We need all the help we can get.
Commander-Bella: 2 for yes. Saturn?
Frenar Saturn: Why not?
Commander-Bella: 3 for yes. Jinsaft?
General Jinsaft (extremely angry): WHY THE ACTUAL HELL, WOULD WE BELIEF THESE BRATS?! THEY ARE CLEARLY JUST GOING TO BETRAY US AS SOON AS THEY GET THE CHANCE!
Julie (enraged): WHAT REASON WOULD WE HAVE TO BETRAY YOU, AFTER WE JUST GAVE YOU WHAT YOU WANTED!
General Jinsaft (overwhelmingly angry): SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU BI-
(Bella grabs Jinsaft by the hair slamming his head into the desk, after letting go Jinsaft collapses back onto the floor, knocked out)
Commander-Bella: 3 for yes, 1 for no.
(Bella unties Julie and bill)
Commander-Bella: It’s a deal
(footage ends)
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18/7/1999 4:30AM
The group took 10 minutes to lay down all of their objectives for the operation which were in the following order.
1. Rescue Agent-Pluto
2. Rescue Julie and Bill’s children
3. Use objectives 1 and 2 to formulate a comprehensive map of the bureau’s Headquarters.
4. Weaken the bureau, as quickly as possible, through any means necessary.
5. Once at their weakest, go in and destroy them from the inside.
5 minutes after this they all went upstairs to sleep. Julie and Bill were allowed to sleep in the room that was meant for Agent-Pluto.
The following is a recovered transcript of the since deleted bodycam footage of General Jinsaft.
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012 icebreakers: General Dominic Jinsaft
(footage begins with Jinsaft knocking on the door of the room labelled “AGENT-PLUTO”)
Julie (opening the door while whispering): Hello?
Jinsaft (whispering): Follow me.
Julie (confused whispering): why would-
(Jinsaft pulls out a pistol and points it at Julie’s chest)
Julie (whispering): Fine.
(the two walk downstairs and into the armoury)
Jinsaft: Hey, take this. (Jinsaft passes Julie a machete) You’ll need it.
Julie: What do y-
Jinsaft: You want to save your kids don’t you?
Julie: Yes
Jinsaft: The only way you’re getting them back is by force.
Julie: What are you proposing?
Jinsaft: I help you save your kids and you help me save Agent-Pluto.
Julie: Why should-
Jinsaft: If you don’t do this I’ll kill you.
Julie: Of course…
(the footage becomes static for 35 minutes)
(the footage cuts back to Julie slashing an S.B.O.R.D. guard in two with a makeshift bayonet)
Julie: We’re almost there, just round this… corner. (Julie stares, eyes wide, at a door covered in blood)
Jinsaft: Hey what… (jinsaft stares at a golden sign reading “room 15/Julie and bill’s children: status/destroyed”) oh… no…
Julie (emotionlessly): Pluto is in room 207.
Jinsaft: Julie-
Julie: Hand me the gun.
Jinsaft: What?
Julie: Hand me the gun.
Jinsaft: …
Julie: Please.
(Jinsaft passes his pistol to Julie and runs away, after 5 minutes a loud gunshot can be heard as Jinsaft starts to kick down the door to room 207)
(After 2 minutes of kicking, the door crashes onto the floor and Jinsaft enters the room, Pluto is stood in centre of the room wearing a suit and Top hat)
Pluto: Jinsaft?
Jinsaft: I’m here to rescue you.
Pluto: But the baby…
Jinsaft: (confused) You’re only ten weeks along aren’t you?
Pluto: I… They…
(A loud unnatural crying sound can be heard as the footage turns to static before cutting out.)
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18/7/1999 7:00AM
Several packages relating to S.B.O.R.D. were sent out. The Messenger Interception Department has since managed to recover all these packages. Below is a completed list of all of them, although no solid connection between each of them has so far been found.
The first package is a letter addressed to “my one true love” sent to the Bearu’s main headquarters and later recovered by Commander-Bella.
18/7/1944
To lelita looviana
I can sense it my love
The war should be over any day now
I shall be able to return
Please remember what we had
What we could still have
I know this may be futile
But I’ll keep trying
Remember me
From sudarala franikat mianiad
PS: Rd ifwqnsl N mfaj ymj fsxbjw, htrj yt ymj uqfhj tk tzw knwxy pnxx!
The second package was found in a field amongst 5 bodies of male S.B.O.R.D. scientists. Inside the cardboard box addressed to “London’s most wanted”, was a stopwatch with the words “matter over void” engraved on the back. 7 minutes after it was collected the stopwatch transformed into bullet before exploding.
The third package, discovered outside Site-1 was a scythe with the name “Albert Truman” engraved on the side, the scythe vanished from containment 3 weeks after being discovered.
The fourth package was delivered to home of former prime minister Richard Maximus and later recovered by Agent-Temrak of STRIKE-FORCE 561 “By royal decree”. It was a copy of the book “1984” by George Orwell, with random annotations covering a lot of pages. These annotations where quotes from the following books: “The wizard of OZ”, “All quiet on the western front”, “Lord of the flies”, “The book thief”, “House of leaves”, “The wide wide sea”, “The stand”, “Percy Jackson and the chalice of gods” and “Seduction of the innocent”. The book had no anomalous properties, although apparently it gave off “Evil energy”. The book was destroyed by Agent-Temrak for unknown reasons.
The fifth package was a tyre delivered to Site-2, it had no anomalous properties. It suddenly disappeared weeks after discovery.
The sixth package was discovered on Treadur bay alongside the crashed ship later found to be the “SSS. Hopeful”. Inside the package was a necklace with the ability to turn anyone who touched into a horse, after certain events the necklace transformed into a different shape (For more details see #061).
The seventh and final package was discovered in the small city of ST Davids. The package was massive, roughly the size of a small car. Inside it was 5 letters in an unknown language, a message in morse code that translated to “The land between existences moves at speeds far beyond our understanding of faster than light”, 4 copies of the novel “The blood of the dark blood” by the notorious criminal Frank Kildar, a katana, a copy of Agent-Pluto’s agent Id but with every word replaced with slave, an Ak-47, a copy of the bible, a small wooden cross and a motorbike.
18/7/1999 10:00AM
General Jinsaft returned to the base, his face and gear covered in a combination of blood and vomit, with Agent-Pluto and her child, apparently named Luma Pluto.
An emergency board of directors meeting was called by Director One, after receiving the news of General Jinsaft’s mission from Frenar Saturn.
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Director One: I’ll get straight to the point. The operation has been going along smoothly so far-
Director Jacks: (Interrupting) Then what’s the problem?!
Director One: S.B.O.R.D. did… something to Agent-Pluto and now her child has been born. I’m here to put up the proposition that we kill the child.
Director Nicholas: WHAT?!
Director Ezekiel: WHAT’S GOTTEN INTO TO YOU, ONE!
Director One: We don’t know what that child is. It could be a ticking bomb both proverbially and literally for all we know.
Director Nelson: NO! …Regardless of what S.B.O.R.D. has done… t-t-that’s still a child.
Director One: (Ignoring everyone) All in favour of killing the child!
Director One Yes
Director Jacks Abstain
Director Delta Abstain
Director Nicholas Abstain
Director Ezekiel Abstain
Director Jones Abstain
Director Nelson No
Director Vegas No
CONCLUSION: NO
Director Vegas: Let’s leave 300 alone, let them do their jobs, all in agreement?
Director One No
Director Jacks Yes
Director Delta Yes
Director Nicholas Yes
Director Ezekiel Yes
Director Jones Yes
Director Nelson Yes
Director Vegas Yes
CONCLUSION: YES
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The following is a transcript of the camera footage of jinsaft’s arrival.
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Bill: Where’s Julie?
Jinsaft: Dead.
Bill: (Walking towards Jinsaft) You… MONSTER!
Jinsaft: (Passing Luma to Pluto) No.
Bill: YOU KILLED HER! YOU KILLED HER! YOU-
Jinsaft: (Grabs Bill by the cuff of the shirt) FOR YOUR INFORMATION, SHE KILLED HERSELF! AND YEAH, THOSE CHILDREN OF YOURS ARE ALSO DEAD. *Drops Bill, letting him crumble to floor IN tears* So, am I a monster for giving her the gun.
Vixen: JINSAFT!
Jinsaft: I’m just telling the truth
Coalmine: Pluto! Are you alright?
*Pluto nods*
Bella: Jinsaft, what happened?
Jinsaft: I did your jobs, we’ve got Pluto, Julie alongside her children are dead and (tossing a folded piece of paper to Bella) I MADE A GODDAMN MAP!
Bella: Jinsaft.
Jinsaft: WHAT?!
Bella: You’re dismissed.
Jinsaft: WHAT THE HELL!
Saturn: You’ve proven yourself uncooperative. Bella has reported to Director Jacks, and you will be relocated within the week.
Jinsaft: YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!
Bella: We are.
Jinsaft: Y-y-y-you-
Bella: Shut up.
Jinsaft: SCREW YOU!
*Jinsaft storms upstairs*
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19/7/1999
Agent-Pluto and her child were examined, and the following files were created.
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OPERATION JP: AGENT PLUTO POST-RESCUE EXAMINATION
She has seemingly been given multiple extra body parts that she can make appear at will.
These body parts are:
• A set of razor-sharp mandibles
• 2 extra sets of arms
• 4 Wings
• A long snake tail
• 8 more eyes
• Claws
• 10 spider legs
• A rock-solid exoskeleton
• 2 dragon heads
Her blood has also become a slimy thick green substance. She has seemingly experienced zero psychological aftereffects. The reason for S.B.O.R.D.’s experiments with Pluto is currently unknown.
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OPERATION JP: LUMA PLUTO EXAMINATION
The baby is seemingly entirely normal. We could not find anything irregular about the child. Once she is older, we will re-examine and update this file.
Addendum 19/12/2015
We were incorrect. She is currently in the care of the retired Agent-Coalmine The child pretty much has the exact same abilities as Agent-Pluto, being able to summon the following limbs:
• A set of mandibles
• Up to 13 dragon heads
• Horns
• 3 scorpion tails
• 12 spider legs
• Claws
• 6 extra arms
• A long snake tail
• A rock-solid exoskeleton
• 10 eyes
Also, for some reason, she can also speak fluently in so called, “Jasdamarnitak”.
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20/7/1999 12:00 AM
General Jinsaft was relocated to 001 security detail. Agent-Mondakar (STRIKE-FORCE 430 “replacements”) was debriefed and added to the operation.
The group used the map made by Jinsaft to fully begin the operation.
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The following month went on uneventfully although the group did manage to recover the following letter.
The truth-seekers declaration
I shall obey our grand leader
The one who shall enlighten the world
With science in one hand
And divinity in the other
The universes shall bow down to the bureau
The bureau shall live forever
Chaos incarnates
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20/8/1999 7:00 PM
The Scientific Bureau Of Relative Destruction retreated down to the lowest floor of their headquarters. Seeing this Director One sent the group into the base to chase them down.
Below is a transcript of the bodycam footage from Commander-Bella of this event.
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(The video opens to shaky footage of the group running through the halls of S.B.O.R.D.)
(The video continues this way as they run down the stairs.)
(The video finally stabilises on a massive empty warehouse-like structure)
Mondakar: Are we close?
Vixen: Almost.
Saturn: Should be behind that wall (Points to a wall covered in graffiti).
Coalmine (Dragging his hand across the wall): Seems nor-
(A loud cranking noise rings out as the wall starts to shift out of the way)
(The noise stops once the wall is completely gone revealing a massive cave entrance)
Bella: LET’S MOVE!
(The footage turns to static for 15 minutes)
(the footage cuts back in as the group stares at a massive underground city made out of emerald-green rock with a sign saying “JADE PALACE”)
Coalmine: …no way…
Saturn: How is this possible?
Mondakar: We should set up camp.
Vixen: Agreed.
Bella: Ok… Co-
(The footage cuts out as a bullet lodges itself into Agent-Vixen’s right eye)
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20/8/1999 8:00 PM
After the group retreated Agent-Vixen was sent to medical care. STRIKE-FORCE 100 “Blinded by the mind” were sent in to support STRIKE-FORCE 300. In hours, an outpost was created outside the newly discovered “Jade palace”. Agent-Pluto rejoined the mission, putting her baby into the care of her grandmother Kassie Pluto. The mission continued uneventfully for 2 months.
25/10/1999 2:00 PM
S.B.O.R.D. tried to launch an attack on the outpost. This was the final straw, the collective team of STRIKE-FORCEs 100 and 300 launched an all-out assault on the jade palace. It only took 2 minutes to break down their gates. According to Agent-Pluto “Bullets lit up the streets”, “Bodies rained” and “The emerald’s turned red with blood”.
25/10/1999 3:00 PM
The bureau stood no chance against the combined forces of STRIKE-FORCE 100 and 300. During this final battle several anomalies were recovered. Those anomalies being later classified as follows.
#050
#058
#060
#062
#078
#055
25/10/1999 5:00 PM
S.B.O.R.D. was pushed back to their most protected building. The building was very similar in design to a Mayan temple. Due to the increased defences, the Collective forces had to camp out and lay siege.
26/10/1999 7:00 PM
The siege lasted 26 hours, eventually a hole in S.B.O.R.D’s defences was discovered which Agent-Pluto used to destroy their frontline. The Collective forces stormed the temple, Pluto, Bella and Saturn ran to the top of the temple.
Unfortunately, we are currently unaware of any events that transpired between the times of 26/10/1999 7:01 PM and 28/10/1999 6:00 AM. The surviving members of STRIKE-FORCE 300 have refused to explain because they call the events “Traumatic”.
28/10/1999 6:00 PM
The Collective forces exited the front door to the scientific bureau of relative destruction’s main headquarters covered in blood. Commander-Bella held the head of the bureau’s leader.
The bureau’s headquarters was quickly destroyed by STRIKE-FORCE 072 “cleanup crew”.
GROUPS OF INTEREST 08: THE SCIENTIFIC BUREAU OF RELATIVE DESTRUCTION (S.B.O.R.D)
THREAT LEVEL: C
We are currently unaware of what this group’s motives and goals were. They had enough government funding to be able to literally throw anything at a wall until it stook or, in this case, broke through the wall entirely. Their staff was mostly made up of mad scientists who were “shunned away from the mainstream scientific consciousness” and soldiers that were treated pretty much like slaves.
They were disbanded by force after #operation jade palace
There is a chance that the group has reformed under a different name, But for now the group will be considered as neutralised.
#043 to the dogs of the misguided
Grade: Unknown
Description: On 14/12/1875, a man was found dead outside the now defunct site-16. The cause of death was publicly deemed as a heart attack. The actual cause of death was 7 stab wounds that were seemingly leaking an acidic fluid.
STRIKE-FORCE 1000 “The dogs” quickly launched an investigation, as a result a name of the body was found, “William Huntaxe”. As well, the deceased wife was found in her room. She was dead, impaled through the neck by her left forearm. A note left beside her read as follows “THAT’S IT! I AM WHOLE AGAIN! MAY THE DOGS OF THE COMMUNITY DEVOUR THE RATS OF THE” (the rest of the note contained nothing but slurs). After a few days, the case was deemed as a simple homicide.
The case was reopened on 16/12/1875 after Director Victoria’s body was found impaled on the door of Site-16. STRIKE FORCE 1000 performed an immediate autopsy, declaring her death to be from a gunshot to the head.
After three days the killer was found. He was a 19 year old white man with a long scar, that went from his forehead to his belly. He went by the name “Cleanser of the misguided”. The interview STRIKE-FORCE 1000 leader, Jimmy, had with him is transcribed below.
Jimmy: Why did you kill them?
Killer: Fun.
Jimmy: No jokes, why?!
Killer: The spirits told me to.
Jimmy: What?
Killer: The spirits, the astral guiders that drive me to cleanse the misguided non-believers.
Jimmy: Ok, Second que-
Killer: 56 leopard lane, Liverpool.
Jimmy: What?
Killer: That’s where you live with you wife, that girl you say, “is just a friend”, your grandmother and your three kids. That’s the right house isn’t it.
(Jimmy ran out of the room in a panic)
The killer was swiftly contained and given the designation of 043. A few experiments were undertaken to try and figure out if he was anomalous, the logs have since been lost.
On 20/12/1875 043 broke out, burning down Site-16 and slaughtering thousands. The only survivor was the 35 year old Frenar Cowl. She said that the everyone else was disintegrated, and she was spared to “sire a spiritual conduit.”. Three days after the massacre she died giving birth to Frenar Canine.
043 hasn’t been sighted since. Frenar Canine has apparently received several spiritual messages from him. He has only told the collective one of these messages. The message he received on the night of 23/05/1923.
“Come on. Merge with me, merge with me, merge with me, merge with me, merge with me. We can be whole, as the spirits want”
Containment protocol: Currently impossible.
#044 spontaneous lying syndrome
Grade: Safe
Description: 044 is a phenomenon where people lie about random unimportant things. The effects of this syndrome are immediately dismissed as mistakes, thinking out loud or force of habit.
Containment protocol: None, 044 is self-containing.
#045 nothing is more vague
Grade: Neutralised
Description: 045 was a machine similar in design to a laptop. It was discovered in an abandoned meetup spot for the lock and key foundation. Once turned on, the only thing on the laptop was a 5,000,000,000 page, the exact number of words was unclear due to the whole document’s font size being 1, word document titled “the truth of everything by”.
After increasing the font size to 16, Frenar Preta starting reading. From what information is still left, the document contained ramblings about “the Allkana”. If this document is to be believed, our universe is but an imperceivably small speck in the Allkana.
After 3 weeks of reading Frenar Preta and 045 vanished from 045’s containment cell. Replacing them was a note that read as follows.
To Orepseon Collective
The knowledge on that laptop is not meant for you. If you knew the truth about the Allkana, I couldn’t guarantee the further continuation of your reality. The council have come to an agreement. That laptop you call 045 is now destroyed, Frenar Preta will spend time in the back side as punishment for reading the document. Most knowledge you’ve received from it has been destroyed.
Never try this again.
The next time will be worse.
Don’t test a god.
From the vessel.
Whoever this “vessel” is, we know nothing of their true power.
#046 the edge of the edge
Grade: Mert
Description: 046 is a 5 metre line located in antarctica. Anyone who steps over this line seemingly falls through the floor, never to be seen again. The line itself is seemingly made of an unknown metal.
046 was discovered shortly after the signing of “the joint anomalous containment of antarctica declaration”, between the Orepseon Collective and the Frost Bearers Of Earth. Frenar Artemis and Dr Indiana (A member of FBOE) were given permission to experiment with 046.
Experiment 1
Lead: Dr Indiana
Subject told to walk over the line.
Result: Subject vanished. This experiment was repeated 7 times, revealing that this is 046’s normal behaviour.
Experiment 2
Lead: Frenar Artemis
Subject told to walk around the line
Result: Nothing
Experiment 3
Lead: Frenar Artemis.
Two subjects (A man and a woman) told to walk over the line holding hands.
Result: The man fell through the floor, the woman died of a heart attack.
Experiment 4
Lead: Dr Indiana
Subject told to stand on the line while a second stepped over.
Result: The subject standing on the line’s head started to rapidly expand, exploding within seconds. The subject who hopped over teleported away, later being found in Beaumaris castle.
Experiment 5
Lead: Dr Indiana
Subject told to jump over the line while being attached to the ground by a 2 kilometre long rope. Also the subject had a camera strapped to his chest.
Result: the footage showed the subject falling down a massive cliff without being able to see anything below or around them. The subject was safely dragged back up after falling for 1.5 kilometres.
Experiment 6
Lead: Frenar Artemis
Subject outfitted with climbing equipment and told to climb step over the line and climb down as far as they could.
Result: Subject somehow climbed down 97 kilometres and said over the walkie talkie “this place is like the edge of the edge of the edge”. After this message contact was lost with the subject.
Experiment 7
Lead: N/A (This was technically not an experiment)
Frenar Artemis, angry after the prior experiment, jumped over the line. Dr Indiana, in panic followed after her.
Result: The two were found eating at a café in Cardiff both wearing traditional Japanese kimonos. Neither of them had any memory of working on 046. Five weeks after this event Frenar Artemis transferred to FBOE to be closer to Dr Indiana, her new girlfriend. There hasn’t been any experiments since.
Containment protocol: Any none FBOE or collective member who gets close to the 046 outpost is to be killed.
GROUPS OF INTEREST 09: THE FROST BEARERS OF EARTH (FBOE)
THREAT LEVEL: Y
A group that specialise in the containment of anomalies based in the frozen areas of earth, mainly based in antarctica. The collective almost went to war with FBOE upon the discovery of them. Luckily Director Nicholas signed a treaty with Admin 067 and ever since FBOE has been a very helpful ally of the collective.
FBOE have helped in the containment of anomalies such as:
#046
#055
#[THIS FILE HAS BEEN WIPED]
#047 the heart of Terra-Gaia
THIS DOCUMENT IS HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL. LEAKING OF THIS INFORMATION WILL RESULT IN COUNTLESS DEATHS.
Grade: Fild
Description: 047 is a crystallised green heart that constantly levitates 4 feet off the ground, still beating (at the rate of 4 BPM) despite not being attached to anything. This heart is impervious to all natural forms of damage. With every beat of the heart, roughly 500 people gain a nosebleed.
The heart seemingly has it’s own sentience communicating with the collective by manipulating the website currently under the domain name: WWW.The_consistency_principle_of_Terra-Gaia.co.us/talking section
Using this website, 047 has communicated ideals of revolutionary communism and suicidal appraisal of the church. 047 believes itself to be destined to “bring upon the world which DADDY KAOS wants”. This website displays that 047 is quite childish.
The website does mention other anomalies that haven’t fully been proven to exist. Those anomalies being.
047-B is apparently a female called “Hestia”. This anomaly apparently has the ability to control flame.
047-C is apparently a primordial entity known as “Kaos”. The abilities of 047-C are currently unknown.
047-D is apparently a male called “Poseidon”. This anomaly apparently has the ability to control the oceans and the sea life it contains. Also for some random reason is described to have created horses.
047-E is apparently a female called “Athena”. This anomaly is apparently the goddess of wisdom and was one of the many children of 047-F.
And finally 047-F is apparently the gods of gods (as well as the god of thunder) “Zeus”. A man apparently notorious for cheating on his wife (who is also his sister?) with almost every woman in existence.
047 used to be the massive creature known as “Terra-Gaia” but after an incident, most of 047 was destroyed leaving behind it’s beating heart. It may still be possible to revive 047, although the ritual would require at least 500 kilolitres of virgin blood (so obviously no-one has tried it). E.G.O.F.I. and FBOE have both collaborated in the extensive gaslighting campaign to make all the anomalies related to 047 into so called “Greek mythology”.
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ORIGINAL CLASSFICATION: 047
ORIGINAL CODENAME: TERRA-GAIA
ORIGINAL GRADE: SEPTUL
ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION: Terra-Gaia is a massive kaiju roughly 700 kilometres in height, currently resting face down in the middle of the pacific ocean. The creatures back is covering in thousands of different megafauna. 047 can shapeshift into any possible shape it wants. We are currently unaware of the age of 047. The anomaly also is immune to all forms of natural damage. 047 can manipulate all forma of plant and animal life. 047 has only said one thing to the collective, said in a booming voice so loud it almost shattered the ears of those who heard it, “Die”.
047 was first discovered on the 9th June [DATA EXPUNGED] sleeping underneath the centre of antarctica. After 12 days 047 started swimming towards Greenland, every attempt at stopping it failed. Once 047 reached Greenland, it launched out of the water and shapeshifted into a human form. 047 was found 5 weeks later in a bar, doing some sort of ritual. STRIKE-FORCE 009 “angel’s of fire” tried to interrupt the ritual, 047 noticed and just snapped it’s fingers and teleported away.
The next day we found 047 in the north pole, shapeshifted into the form of a polar bear. FBOE tried to kill 047, but Terra-Gaia shapeshifted into a beautiful woman and seduce all of the FBOE forces into [DATA EXPUGED]. Afterwards 047 vanished and was later spotted where it currently resides.
The Collective, E.G.O.F.I., FBOE, the Lock and key foundation, the Poison forgers, Zevobax monks and the lioness kingdom have declared a temporary union to find a way to destroy this anomaly.
ADDENDUM 19/10/2017
047 has been destroyed. We are currently unaware of how this occurred. After the creature imploded the alliance swiftly disbanded as the lock and key foundation tried to destroy the heart, that somehow remained.
After the situation calmed down 047 has been put in containment. E.G.O.F.I. covered up the existence of 047 as “Mass hysteria”. It took a bit of convincing for the Texans to forget it but the existence 047 has been widely forgotten and scrubbed from most records.
This file is subject to destruction within the year.
#048 existential mirror
Grade: Safe
Description: 048 is a mirror roughly 6 ft tool and 2 ft wide. People who look into the mirror for longer than a minute fall asleep, while asleep they have a conversation with a man roughly 8 ft tall. Those who remember these conversations have described the man as a “Pessimistic jerk” and a “Existentialist northerner”. We have never been able to probably record one of these conversations for obvious reasons. As far as we are aware the creator of the mirror was one of the founding members of FBOE, Sir Frederick Millions.
As the story goes Frederick built the mirror for his wife who was feeling quote “Too happy to not be having an affair”. Frederick was a diagnosed schizophrenic. So he made a deal with a demon to imbue the mirror with a piece of the Frederick’s soul. His wive died two weeks after being given the mirror. FBOE tried to say she just had a heart attack, but it was very obvious that Frederick hacked her to pieces for having an affair with the mailman.
Containment protocol: 048 is to be kept in a box.